Crying Indian sheds a single, dramatic tear for Gilbert Arenas.Gilbert Arenas -- formerly Agent Zero, Hibatchi, The Clown Prince of the NBA, etc. --
was a real poopy pants during training camp. It may be hard for a lower middle class schmuck like me to imagine how somebody making nearly $18 million dollars this year to play basketball could be so forlorn and miserable, but Arenas is accomplishing the hell out of it.
And I thought
Iron Eyes Cody had mastered the Sad Face. Not so!
Gil's latest words of woe, via
Michael Lee of the Washington Post, are as follows:
"I lost all feeling a long time ago. Basketball is basketball now, no matter what floor I'm on," Arenas said with a shrug. "It's just basketball. It's not rocket scientist. You go out there and you just play."
Well, I'm glad to know basketball is "not rocket scientist." And could that "I lost all feeling a long time ago" line be any more emo? Even the most die-hard
Twilight fan would be too embarrassed to scribble that line onto their official Forks, Washington stationary right before crying themselves to sleep in the arms of a Team Edward teddy bear.
And that's saying something. I think.
Here's another one. After giving the semi-cold shoulder to former teammates Brendan Haywood, DeShawn Stevenson and Caron Butler before last night's exhibition game against the Dallas Mavericks, Arenas said:
"My job is to not make friends. My job is to help this team win and saying hello to my old teammates was not part of the job."
Huh. I guess Gilbert forgot to take his human being pills yesterday.
Labels: Gilbert Arenas, Iron Eyes Cody
Then I realize how much money he's made
Which bodes well for us at Basketbawful.
In the anual NBA GM Survey, some GM actually voted for Joe Johnson as the most UNDERRATED player aquisition.
Oh and some moron also thinks Tyson Chandler will make the most impact of all the players who changed teams. Kahn just never changes, does he?
http://www.nba.com/2010/news/features/10/02/moves-predictions/index.html
“It’s a double-headed sword,” Arenas said.
A DOUBLE-HEADED SWORD! That is new...
WV: lowsie- as in, Gilbert's English is lowsie
Please have a high-scoring offense, Washington, so we can dub your backcourt "Run and Gun."
"They asked me to do it,'' Arenas said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mArHU1ewSog&feature=player_embedded
I've said it here before, and I'll say it again, give Dwight quality training time with Hakeem and he'd be all kinds of basketbawesome.
That is, if he actually uses what the Dream teaches.
I mean, Dwight with more than 1.5 post moves and a fadeaway jumper? Scary.
@everyone: Like Anonymous 1 pointed out, Gil has very child-like reactions to things. Maybe he never got a chance to truly grow up, which probably happens a lot with NBA players, especially stars. LBJ certainly comes to mind. The price of celebrity is the sanity of these individuals. Sure they are great basketball players, but what IS that in the grand scheme of things? Celebrity creates delusions of grandeur at the very least -- yes, these people are 'grand' in the sense that they are known by many people, but, in the case of NBA players, they are not doing much besides playing basketball, making a lot of money, hopefully donating to charities. Yet the attention they get creates an illusion that they are far beyond normal man. But at the basal level, they are still the same creature as us. Honestly I feel a little bad for Gil because he's probably clinically depressed considering what he's gone through, but must remain in the limelight. For what? For a bunch of money? Are millions upon millions of dollars worth it when, in order to get it all, you are severely compromising your mental well-being? I'm not sure. Then again, what else is he going to do? It's a tight rope and, all things considered, I'd probably rather not walk it. Best of luck to Gil, maybe he'll figure it out. Maybe he's a lost cause, who knows?
On an unrelated note: Bawful, are you going to talk about any preseason games? Maybe run us through some of your thoughts? Always very insightful stuff. Thanks for the quality writing.
http://allball.blogs.nba.com/2010/10/05/stats-strips-down-in-espn-the-mag/
wow. good thing this is amar'''''''es preseason and not, you know, learning to hustle on the boards or something
What Dwight needs is a coach to toss him entry passes and a Shawn Bradley and Oliver Miller to practice posting up against over and over and over. He also needs to work on his release which is usually way too low.
Seeing that video, did anybody else think Hakeem can still beat Dwight 1 on 1 today? The dude was still quick as hell.
Hakeem, eh? Dwight won't come close to Hakeem because he'll never have that baseline fadeaway. Unstoppable. Dwight has no delicate shooting touch, so he'll never be able to do most of that stuff. That caps his skill level. As soon as he loses his athleticism with age, Dwight isn't worth much, because he just doesn't have the brains and skills of top centers. That's why Dream is one of the best ever.
I loved watching Hakeem but he had his faults as well. Looking over his numbers, I was surprised at what an underwhelming FT shooter he was--mid to low 70s most years. For a guy who is legitimately considered one of the most skilled big men ever, a lowpost innovator, the FT shooting numbers are surprising. Then there are his percentages from the field, which were mostly in the low fifties. Up to his age 29 season, he was sort of a volume scorer, with average to slightly above average TS percentages. Whether it's a gorgeous drop step move or a stiffly released jump hook, they all count the same and it's the rate you make them that matter most.
The scary thing is how good Orlando's defense could be if they ever put a strong defender at PF next to him, one who could also rebound and block shots. They'll suffer offensively but they would have a chance at being one of the best defenses of all-time. That might be Orlando's best way towards a championship, one because it'll counter the offensive weapons of Miami but also because teams with historically great defenses usually have won championships.
Anyway, there are not many guys who have the ability to anchor an all-time defense like Howard can. That list only goes Russell, Duncan, Robinson, Garnett and so on.
Howard is an average, at best, 1 on 1 defender. He gives up position too easily, is bamboozled by anyone with a decent post game and doesn't even bother to get into much of a defensive stance when forced into the perimeter which means his man often gets by him without much difficulty. For such a great rebounder, he also forgets to box out at times.
He undeniably excels at weak-side shot blocking but his penchant for jumping at everything that comes his way means he often gives up easy putbacks and layups. He can also get faked off his feet too easily.
I also think you're underestimating his teammates. Pietrus and Barnes were strong 1 on 1 defenders (as is Gortat, in my opinion), and pretty much everyone in Orlando save Rashard Lewis is a decent to very good team defender, including Vince Carter and JJ Redick. The Magic run a defensive system where Howard's abilities (hops, reach) are maximized and his deficiencies (basketball IQ, lateral quickness) are minimized. He IS the anchor of that team on D and irreplaceable to them on that end but he is also a limited defender. He is a lot closer to Marcus Camby than David Robinson (in my eyes the best weak-side defender ever) and nothing at all like Russell or Garnett who were extremely versatile and as good at 1 on 1 defense as they were at anchoring their teams. I think that if there were more post players in the league there wouldn't be so much of an effort to crown Howard Defensive Player of the Year season after season. With the lack of back to the basket bigs though, he can pretty much coast on that end 4 nights out of 5.
I do agree with you that the Magic need a real power forward more than anything. If they could somehow trade Vince Carter for a Udonis Haslem type (then again, any team worth its salt would kill for a Udonis Haslem type) they might be on the same level as LA and Boston instead of a tier below. This is assuming that the lack of an extra shooter on the court wouldn't affect Howard's offense which it very easily might.
Don't get me wrong, though. I'd love to see him improve his game, and take it to the next level. I hope that working out with Hakeem actually left an impact on him.