I don't know about you, but it felt like a good day to post videos of Michael Jordan repeatedly jamming wieners into his mouth.
"They plump when you cook 'em!" Tell me that's not a double-entendre...
Note: Have you ever read the textbook definition of "wiener"? Here it is: "A smoked sausage of beef or beef and pork, etc., enclosed in a membranous casing and made in cylindrical links a few inches long." Gak. Yet another reason to never eat a hot dog again.
"They plump when you cook 'em!" Tell me that's not a double-entendre...
Note: Have you ever read the textbook definition of "wiener"? Here it is: "A smoked sausage of beef or beef and pork, etc., enclosed in a membranous casing and made in cylindrical links a few inches long." Gak. Yet another reason to never eat a hot dog again.
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I had that same dream. Weird.
Also, are you planning on commenting on Lance Stephenson's legal problems? You can't deny the truth!
I seriously thought about it, but it's hard to find the funny in some dude pushing his girlfriend down a flight of stairs.
Um. You're not that smart, are you? All sausages are enclosed in a membranous casing. Historically, made of intensinal lining.
Um. Dur. No. Me not smart. Me know nuffing about world. Me open cans with rock and eat Play Dough for lunch...much protein.
Yeah, I knew how sausages were made, but actually reading about it makes it sound much less palatable.
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Not that crappy "parts is parts" stuff from Ballpark and type.
(Bawful, isn't it blasphemy to blast hot dogs in Chi-town?)
Where I grew up we had restrictions on television advertising from other countries, so I only knew Jordan for playing basketball and window posters in shoe stores for Nike shoes. Let me tell you, if I'd seen him eating this crap on TV it would have 'diminished his legacy' in my eyes, as we say these days.
You can blast 'em, but you still have to team 'em.
Unrelated, but the URL on this one says it all: http://denver.sbnation.com/2010/8/16/1626731/j-r-smith-neck-tattoo
I actually tossed some Sushi in mom's face and then drove off in my Prius.
“Go for it, Darko!”
Here's a picture: http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2008630SonoranHotDog.jpg
Theres a new nickname in there somewhere...
has to be better than cb4
Does anybody else think that Mike chorfed down that second "ballpark" in that kid's face and then puked it up just to show what a competitor he was?