Spider-Man's balls! I go away for a few days and the New York Knicks re-hire Isiah Thomas...as a consultant? Based on his previous tenure with the Knicks, I imagine Isiah's first piece of advice would go something like, "Stick your genitals into a blender and hit purée." And if the Eddy Curry, Jerome James and Stephon Marbury experiments are any indication, the Knicks will do it. I mean, nobody in that organization ever said "no" to Isiah before did they?
Other than Anucha Browne Sanders that is.
Apparently, we live in an age where anything can happen. Short of Cleveland forgiving LeBron James, of course. Here are a few other unlikely scenarios that seem a little more probable now that the Knicks have brought back The Destroyer.
Bill Russell and Rick Barry hired as the newest TNT broadcasting team:
Bill Laimbeer apologizes to Larry Bird after which Robert Parish apologizes to Laimbeer:
Shaq and Kobe II
Timberwolves re-hire Kevin McHale as GM
Allen Iverson willingly returns to the Grizzlies as their sixth man
Cavaliers hire LeBron James as team ambassador...
...right after retiring his number in a lavish ceremony
Charles Oakley applies to play Barney the Dinosaur
Bill Russell admits that Wilt Chamberlain was "the better player...and the better man."