Today's slobbery presentation of man love was provided by Basketbawful reader Sky Flakes. In it, we see Kendrick Perkins playing the defense that dare not speak its name against Pau Gasol. I'd say that the look on Gasol's face is a combination of disgust, outrage, and pure retard stupidity...but he pretty much always
looks like that, doesn't he? (Note: I suppose it's also possible that, as Five Pound Bag
observed, Perkins might be a zombie om-nom-nom-nomming on Gasol's Spanish brains.)
Like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman
, Gasol doesn't like being kissed like a common whore, so I guess what Perkins did was kind of rude. But maybe that'll teach Gasol not to go flashing his goods
all over the place.Update!
Kudos to Me. Friend of Bamboo.
for digging up a post from the Basketbawful archives
that proves Gasol has a history of showing off his man stuff.Another update!
This addition is from AnacondaHL
: "1: Cut a hole in the ball. 2: Put your junk in that ball. 3: Have Perkins open the ball." And if you don't get that reference, there's nothing I can do to help you. (Okay, there actually is
. No need to thank me.)
Labels: fan submissions, Kendrick Perkins, man love, Pau Gasol