Here's another heaping helping of steamy man love from m. Alana of Billie Basquetbaäl.

Oreo

Rorschach test: Spend at least five mintues staring intently at the above image and then tell me whether you would describe it as:

1. A triple-decker manwich.

2. An Oreo cookie (milk forthcoming).

3. The climactic battle scene from the "independent film" Buttman and Throbbin'.

4. A common dance move you would expect to see at a bar called The Velvet Anvil.

5. An aggressive NBA double-team.

Now think about your answer and consider what it means about you and your sexuality. Then go call your mom. She misses you.

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16 Comments:
Blogger stephanie g said...
I'm trying to digest this picture in the context of a basketball game. Why would they double team Oberto without the ball? Is it a poor pick set by Rasheed and Hamilton is awkwardly looking for the ball that's in the process of being passed to him? What the hell.

Milk forthcoming. Snort. That's OK, Rip has a splash mask!

Anonymous SonOfJorel said...
Best man love picture EVER.

You've outdone yourself. Bravo.

Blogger 80's NBA said...
This might be gayer than any wrestling pic I've ever seen.

Blogger m. Alana said...
I see the exact moment when Sheed's cancer spot convinced Manu's hair to take an extended vacation.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
yeah wrestling pics are almost always a doggystyle or 69 position. I think the name of that gay bar is "The Flaming Manhole"

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me,
don't hurt me... no more...

Anonymous Shrugz said...
the REAL question is why's the dude behind look like he's pulling his pants down

Anonymous jay_uno said...
funny as hell, but i´ll take answer #6

"sheed sets a backscreen, rip tries to use it and manu ... well, yeah hes just manu"

Blogger stephanie g said...
OK, I feel sorta dumb since that's Manu and not Oberto. But what the heck? Manu's hair looks weird in that picture, like he's wearing a wig.

Blogger m. Alana said...
@stephanie: Yeah, Manu used to have a lot more hair. He also used to be more attractive. And exciting.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Blogger Basketbawful said...

sun devil -- I'm totally going to use that "Vanilla Godzilla" line!

anonymous -- Wait, which NBA.com error is that? Because this post has the Heat box score error? Just remind me which one you're talking about...

>>The triple double error. I think i sent it to your email.

Anonymous Sports Tsar said...
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
the only way to keep manu from flopping

Blogger Ryne Nelson said...
What is Rasheed doing? =)

Blogger Basketbawful said...
anonymous -- Dude, for whatever reason I didn't get that e-mail, or I boned it. Could you please send it again: basketbawful@yahoo.com.

Blogger Wild Yams said...
I can't remember if I've posted a link to this pic here before or not, but this is probably a good candidate for this category.

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