Zeke apparently thinks the $10 million dollar sexual harassment lawsuit looming over him is just an over-budgeted episode of "Punk'd". Teflon Thomas laughs in the face of adversity. Literally. Don't you know who he is?!?

"$10 million? Hah! I owe Jerome James, Malik Rose and Jared Jefferies $20 million this year, and I only got a BJ from one of those guys."

Zeke later set some sort of record by offending both blacks and whites in under 30 seconds via videotape! This brings up an interesting question. If Jason Kidd called Mariah Carey a b*tch, would it offend everyone equally? Are Edward Najera and Wang Zhi Zhi capable of offending anyone?

Fun Fact: Cracked.com took a long hard look at the unmitigated failure that is the New York Knicks and ranked it as only slightly less disastrous than the Star Wars Holiday Special from the 70's. Which makes sense. One premise is centered around a family of 7-foot tall statuesque sloths. The other is based on the Chewbacca family.

The Hollywood equivalent of the New York Knicks.

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Blogger Pete Fresh said...
All the original Star Wars favorites, Mark Hamill, Chewbacca, Bea Arthur and Jefferson Starship. They're really only missing Billy D Williams

Anonymous Anonymous said...
that was gayer than gay

Blogger Flud said...
I've seen the entire special..No way the knicks will be half as good as THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.