Steve Nash, the reigning
NBA MP3, was recently named the
Canadian Male Athlete of the Year.
Male Athlete of the Year. Yummy.Look...I like Steve. I really do. But if
J.R.R. Tolkien came back from the dead to write a sequel to
The Lord of the Rings about a gay elf on a quest to bring laughter and joy to the world, he'd use Nash as a character model. I mean, come on. His fucking
action figure is more manly than he is.
More manly than the real thing? Yes.