Realizing he could end up in an empty area running screen-and-rolls with guys like Melvin Ely or Rafael Araujo for the next three years, Ron Artest has officially declared backsies on his knee-jerk trade request.

Artest joke
I was just kidding...please don't
send me to Toronto.

If you caused your girlfriend to get arrested, fired from her job, and then tell everyone you'd rather jump all over her she-bitch of a sister over in Manhattan...metaphorically speaking, of course...although Jerm does sound a little more like a whiny little school girl in every interview he does.