"Emmy-winning sportscaster" and ABC sideline reporter Suzy Shuster recently made post-game interview history when she asked Nebraska Cornhuskers football coach Bill Callahan, who had just been doused with Gatorade, the following question:

"Was that one of the more gratifying dumps you've had?"

Thank you, Suzy. Even though you were reporting a college football game, you still have a spot waiting for you in the Basketbawful Hall of Shame.

Mmmmm. Gratifying.

Craptastic Extra: Watch footage of Suzy's verbal diarrhea here.