"Well what happened was…obviously I didn't know his shoe would come off that's the first thing conservative reporters. I didn't know his shoe was gonna come off. I don't speak to his feet so I don't know what his feet are thinking, I don't know what his toes are thinking, I don't know what he’s thinking. Then his shoe comes off and I'm like okay a shoe is not supposed to be on the basketball court without somebody standing inside of it. So I said alright, I'm just gonna buy me some time. I really didn't know whose shoe it was, but I said it has to be one of the player's shoe. As soon as I toss it off the court, not throw into the stands which some people said, it'll buy me some time. What happens is I come back down, Trevor is trying to put his shoe on and I politely hit a three in his face."From Sports Radio Interviews, via TrueHoop, via NarSARSsist.
Labels: crazy people, Ron Artest, so crazy it cannot be measured by modern science
KG: THAT'S RIGHT N****! GET THAT F****** SHOE OFF THE COURT!! MOTHERF*****!!
And I think 'conservative' is code for 'white'.
Regardless, the quote/photo combination is 97 levels of epic.
This is the best sentence I have read in many, many weeks. It's so flawlessly true. Shoes are not meant to be on the basketball court if they are not currently filled with someone's feet.