Karl Malone once said, "That Greg Ostertag, he ain't worth a damn." And even though we have a deep and profound sense of respect for The Mailman, we're going to have to return that comment to sender. After all, Greg makes our lives better each and every day...just by being Greg. So this is our tribute: in no particular order, ten reasons to love that great big, goofy guy.
1. Greg looks great in a tux.
2. He's The Man in a slap fight.
3. He keeps his pits trimmed and clean.
4. He's willing to be "The Other Guy" in the poster.