So the Canswer hasn't played for Denver in about two years now, which is pretty much the last time he may ever taste playoff action in his life.

But there are plenty of people who still remember those days of mild postseason success, as opposed to his journeyman tenures in Detroit and Memphis, or his current role as a ticket-selling attraction in the City of Brotherly Love (serving the same role that $1 Beer Night is slated to play for Sacramento's ESPN appearance in a few days!!!!). And some of those folks even went international, as seen below...

Apparently Iverson-related attire made some strides in Hong Kong, home of the Apple Daily animated news service. You may have heard of those folks in recent days, as they are responsible for the hillarious series of Tiger Woods-related reenactments (warning: some NSFW) that have come in the wake of the golfer's car accident and subsequent messy personal revelations.

While the Apple Daily folks pride themselves on excessive amounts of detail, let's just say they probably needed a magnifying glass to capture the oh-so-difficult nuances of a Nuggets jersey, judging from how off they ended up being in this video reenacting the aftermath of a local pickup game:






After last night's humiliating defeat to the Oakland County Pistans, Jorge Carl and Choncey Bellups could really use Alan Iversan right now in the Kilometre-Hi City, right!??!?!

Labels: Allen Iverson, animated, are these guys for real, cartoon, Comic Relief, Denver Nuggets, funny, international relations, pick-up ball, pickup basketball, spelling fail, weird foreign guys

I don't know what conspiracy has piqued theorists more in the last two decades - crop circles, or the Ewing Frozen Envelope. Then again, how would we know when the world of flattened wheat rarely intersects with that of the Association?

Notice I said "rarely," as opposed "never."

That's because...it finally has, with this stunning tribute to King Crab in the metropolis of Milford Center, Ohio. (Shockingly, the construction of this monument at Little Darby Creek does not appear to have come by way of the same royal decree that banished Braylon Edwards to the Meadowlands.)


More thought was placed into building this maze than in any of Mike Brown's "coaching" strategies.

I assume that the Crabs logo on LeBron's carbohydrate-loaded jersey is incomplete, for the purpose of conveniently changing it to whatever team he ends up with in the Free Agent Sweepstakes of 2010. Or something like that. I also assume that when extraterrestrials dp visit, they'll wonder why we live in a world where we haven't traveled to the moon since Cincinnati had a presence in the Association, but yet have enough time to assemble this.

Or maybe they'll wonder why Darnell "Lacktion" Jackson still awaits his own wheatfield shrine.

Labels: are these guys for real, Cleveland Cavaliers, Craboliers, funny, Lebron James, no freaking way

Pat Burke isn't just a big, goofy-looking white guy that sits at the end of the Suns' bench and passes out Gatorades during time-outs. He's an oustanding actor as well. Here are a few of Burke's greatest roles:

1. Pat Burke's Hair Restoration Formula (via TrueHoop)


2. The Pat Burke Search


3. Pat Burke For Congress


4. Pat Burke Returns To Saint Catherines

Labels: acting, funny, Pat Burke, Phoenix Suns