Caption:
If they don't have any papaya, then buy watermelon

Caption: Metta World Peace shooting a three.

Kobe: Getting ready to face palm

Mike Brown: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Caption:

Mike Brown: DAMMIT REF THAT'S PASS INTERFERENCE!

According to ESPN Andrew Bogut broke his ankle and is out indefinitely... and in possibly related news the Bucks are the lowest valued franchise in the NBA according to Forbes. Also Prince Fielder just signed a $214 million deal with the Tigers. Boy what a sad day to be a Milwaulkee sports fan.

You wanna talk bawful? Orlando has blown a 27-point lead and is now down 3 with 7:33 to go, to the Boston Geezers-I mean, Celtics.

Can the Magic successfully turn this into a loss, and snatch wretched defeat from the jaws of a blowout? Stay tuned!

Glen Davis is currently building his CV, he apparently is interested in switching careers from "professional cryer/eater" to "master bricklayer".

Okay, I can't find the caption to the caption contest photo, but I did find the picture that was taken right before it:

http://www.geelixa.com/bawful/cp3vskobe.html

I hope that helps.

This is a truly auspicious and magnificent bawfulcomplishment by the Magicians. Their last possession featured Hedo "Ball" Turkopoopoo dribbling around aimlessly for a while, almost turning the ball over, and then getting his terrible 20-footer blocked as the shot clock expired.

The Celtics defence is fantastic, but ye gods the Orlando offense is.. well, offensive.

The Celtics were behind 58-37 at halftime.

They proceed to dominate in the fourth quarter 27-8, with Orlando only scoring 5 points for the first 11:15 of the 4th.

No, none of these are typos.

And did anyone else witness that great moment in inbounding with about 30 seconds left? :D

Oops I Did It Again should become the Magic's official team song.

Bawfulest bawful game, this Celtics-Magic one: first, looking like a revenge game, then the magic falls asleep and it's apparent there's no motivation in this team now. also, it could be mentioned that the first half featured good inside-out game from the magic with several (rightfully whistled) fouls coming from the celtics. Now in the second half the inside part of the magic's game was gone, due to mainly all the defensive adjustments the celtics made, like 'fouling the heck out of the magic without getting whistled to it'. And you know who else is valuable on this magic team besides the two frontliner, Anderson and Pumaman? That's right, noone. (And they will both be gone by next year, but that's beside the point.) Anyway, i could understand the frustration of the aforementioned two and the technicals they earned as the game wasn't called correctly. What also surprised me is that the good people of Orlando who showed up for this bawfulness are not supporting their team - hardly any boos and no ref-you-suck chants?! come on, guys, I would leave, too, if I were Dwight!

Magic are up 27 points Vs. the Celtics and end up losing by 8. I'm sure Dwight is just itching to sign a long term deal with them after this crap.

And oh yea, guess Kryptonite isn't the only green thing that can stop Dwight Howard.
http://ridingthepine.net/blog/Kevin_Garnett_denies_Superman_II_at_the_rim/

Magic's FG% was way too high this game. If they really want to out do their previous bawful effort, they need to suck for full 48 minutes instead of pretending to play for first 2 quarters.

Seriously though, sad Orlando is sad.

Since we don't have a skating magician youtube, we might as well pull up a Pumaman clip once more.

Or twice more.

Come to think of it, we could do this again and <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgsmhuGi7M>again.</A> :D

Paus "Defense" against Blake Griffin...

http://www.hachisvertas.net/temp/pau-gasolaurios.gif

Caption: Kobe and Mike Brown trying out for "America's Next Top Hand Model."

re: Derrik Rose and the Pacers: Good. Healthy rivalries are good. Stars motivating themselves from pride is good. Maybe we need a "this is why you succeed" clip. Does anybody know of one?



Caption: thought balloons
Mike Brown: "My junk is this big."
Kobe: "Mike's junk is this big."