You might remember Clutch the Bear, Houston's adorable inflatable mascot (one of them anyway), who once gobbled up and then regurgitated an entire cheerleader. Well, Clutch's continuing misadventures had him scaring people...with hilarious results that included a violent nutshot (from a little girl no less) and a mean right hook. Your funny bone is sure to find this video...unBEARable. And yes, I'm going to say that every time Clutch is mentioned on this site.


Danke schön to Dunpizzle for digging this up.

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12 Comments:
Blogger Anthony said...
greatest mascot ever.

seriously the NBA has the best mascots, its not even close, they do stunts and scare people. Loved it when the Denver mascot got into it with Sir Charles

Blogger chris said...
I have to admit, when I channelsurfed to ESPN's coverage of the Rockets-Mavs game...I was bitterly disappointed that I didn't see Clutch on screen at all. :p

Blogger koberulz said...
So the purpose of a mascot is to make people not want to come to the games? No wonder attendances are down.

Blogger chris said...
BTW, bawful, I think this is a whole collection of Clutch clips from the mascot himself (or someone from the Rockets) -

http://www.youtube.com/user/nosuchthing

Gold so pure, Greg Oden mined for it along the banks of the Sacramento River in 1849.

Blogger KR said...
I've watched many videos of this Clutch guy and I must say...

Clutch = Superdickery

I mean really, who waits for people to come out of an elevator just to blow an airhorn in their ears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9D4XYvkVo)?

Blogger stephanie g said...
I like how the little girl goes right for the jewels. She's been trained well.

But...that wouldn't really hurt him, would it? Surely he's playing it up for laughs. That get up has to offer a fair bit of protection. Or maybe it's thinner than it looks.

Blogger Spencer said...
i really think you should lay off wally. he's obviously missing time because him, brady quinn and the rest of the arian nation in cleveland have been celebrating quinn's big win on monday.

Blogger Anthony said...
i thought this one was hilarious, again more man region attacks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPlql1cCsO8

Anonymous Czernobog said...
This post is disappointingly lacking in Sonny Liston.

The video is hilarious, but a lot of it looks staged.

Anonymous mauweezie said...
I am dying of laughter over here!! HAHA! The last 3 sequences just had me crackin up!

Anonymous kazam92 said...
on a basketball note dwyane wade has to be the best shot blocking guard ever. This year its just insane. 6 11 guys are getting rejected in the paint by a 6 4 guy. That just doesn't compute in my tiny brain.


and to further defend the heat, if you watched the game, all of parkers 3's were contested. Hence why I wanted him dead after he goes on the inevitable 5 game stretch shooting 2/23 from 3 pt land

Anonymous Chuck DeBruce said...
This one is great, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS55Za2R4Ng

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