You might remember Clutch the Bear, Houston's adorable inflatable mascot (one of them anyway), who once gobbled up and then regurgitated an entire cheerleader. Well, Clutch's continuing misadventures had him scaring people...with hilarious results that included a violent nutshot (from a little girl no less) and a mean right hook. Your funny bone is sure to find this video...unBEARable. And yes, I'm going to say that every time Clutch is mentioned on this site.
Danke schön to Dunpizzle for digging this up.
Danke schön to Dunpizzle for digging this up.
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seriously the NBA has the best mascots, its not even close, they do stunts and scare people. Loved it when the Denver mascot got into it with Sir Charles
http://www.youtube.com/user/nosuchthing
Gold so pure, Greg Oden mined for it along the banks of the Sacramento River in 1849.
Clutch = Superdickery
I mean really, who waits for people to come out of an elevator just to blow an airhorn in their ears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9D4XYvkVo)?
But...that wouldn't really hurt him, would it? Surely he's playing it up for laughs. That get up has to offer a fair bit of protection. Or maybe it's thinner than it looks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPlql1cCsO8
The video is hilarious, but a lot of it looks staged.
and to further defend the heat, if you watched the game, all of parkers 3's were contested. Hence why I wanted him dead after he goes on the inevitable 5 game stretch shooting 2/23 from 3 pt land
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS55Za2R4Ng