Basketbawful reader Jon sent in a link to this old Adidas commercial where Kobe goes one-on-one with a hapless child. Mamba goes after the kid with the kind of pitiless rage I would expect from King Leonidas, slapping his shots halfway to Abu Dhabi and dunking over him. Note that the title to this post is only a joke. Kobe doesn't hate kids. He hates everybody He's a competitor.


Note: I've received a lot of good submissions over the last couple weeks that I haven't had the opportunity to post. I'll probably do a compilation of them soon. And then I'll finish the Worsties, and then I'll cure cancer, and then...man, I need a vacation.

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7 Comments:
Blogger Justin said...
Seriously Matt. I mean, I expect at least seven posts daily, each typo-free, hilarious, and perfect. You're fuckin' slipping.

Anonymous CW said...
I remember when this commercial first came out. My first thought was...

What's up with the porn star/child molester 'stache he's sporting?

Anonymous ticktock6 said...
I bet no one would ever write that Ron Artest fell on his firm and supple ass.

Sigh. I usually think this blog is funny, but... (rolls eyes)

Blogger Basketbawful said...
justin -- Please accept my apology before I jump off this briiiiiiiiiiidggeee [SPLAT!]

cw -- Don't forget the hair that makes the top of his head look like the Q-Tip Paris Hilton uses to cake on her eye makeup.

ticktock6 -- You do realize that the very next time I see Ron Artest fall down taking a charge or something I'm going to write that, right?

Blogger KneeJerkNBA said...
Good thing the kid ducked at the end. Kobester was going for the teabag.

Blogger itry said...
LOL - priceless!!!
Quickker

Anonymous james said...
ok people the NBA SEASON IS OVER THERE IS MINIMAL THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. and unless you wanna hear shit about aba or wnba, stop complaining.

go kobe.

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