eBay continues to turn our dreams into delicious candy. For only $1.99 (plus $6.00 shipping and handling), you can buy a piece of floorboard signed by Greg Ostertag.

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Just look at that masterful penmanship...those long,
looping strokes. Greg truly is a man of many talents.

This auction is a little suspicious, though. The seller has never bought or sold on eBay before, and the auction description says:
"This was signed by Brown before the Rockets/Jazz game a couple nights ago."
What the...? Brown?! I know Greg plays like crap, but unless he is crap (and we probably can't be sure), I don't think "Brown" can be used to accurately describe him. It isn't his middle name, either. That's Donovan. Don't ask how we know this.
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