Is it wrong to assume Dwayne Schintzius drove a bitchin' Camaro?
(Via Andy Gray's SI Vault)
Tragic news, as passed along by Basketbawful readers Preveen and NarSARSsist: Darnell "Lacktion" Jackson has been shipped to the NBA D-League
. (Chris: And also noted by NarSARSist: Cedric "Lacktion II: Electric Boogaloo" Jackson's return to the undertier
This is horrible news, but also unsurprising considering that the Crabs are the same team who decided it was a good idea to set a world record
for "largest gathering of people wearing fleece blankets." Yep, Snuggies.
Speaking of facepalms, we need something to cheer us up, and this ought to do it. AnacondaHL
has decided the New Jersey Nyets need a new team logo. I agree, and wholeheartedly approve of his effort:Worst of the Night in Pictures: Caption This!
How in the world does Stan Van Gundy keep showing up so often in my Caption This! photos? This man was stuffing the NBA Jam player voting ballot box?
(Seriously, Go vote like hell.) Drew Gooden and the Clippers - a match made in heaven "I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness." You know, arguing with the refs via interpretive dance isn't any more likely to get a call changed
Nationally Televised Games:Crabs at Celtics:
Tonight we get to see the public debut of Brian Scalabrine's orange-hued body as he wears a spray-on tan
. It is unknown if he followed through with the "gym" and "laundry" part of the Jersey Shore G-T-L routine.Nuggets at Warriors:
The Denver Nuggets are contenders to win a championship this year. The Warriors are contenders to pull my chicken nuggets out of the deep frier at McDonald's.All The Other Games:Bucks at Pacers:
You mean the NBA and TNT didn't want this
game to be on national TV? Huh. Wonder why?
Labels: Bawful After Dark, Brian Scalabrine looks like a gigantic oompa loompa
Good luck getting your nuggets. They'll probably find some way to lose them too.
Bonus Caption for the Gooden pic: He was going to block the shot, but Drew saw one of his homies in the crowd and had to give a shout out.
With the bet agreed upon, Toucher and Rich launched the “get that man a tan” campaign, complete with production pieces featuring Scalabrine asking for votes and singing Phil Collins and Vanilla Ice
HASHEEM THABEET TO D-LEAGUE, HIGHEST-DRAFTED EVER PLAYER TO BE DEMOTED!!!
I wonder if my dilligent lacktion track has finally woken the Grizzlies up to their second coming of Darko Milicic!!! (Or is that Sam Bowie?)
TNT commentators on the Biedrins Watch!!!!
And just as they mentioned it, HE MAKES A FREE THROW! Stat curse on the broadcast booth staff again!?!?!?
"The size...they're starting to wear them down."
...and that's about it. The Leastern playoffs will likely weed them out and send them to their rocking chairs and Segways after 1 or 2 rounds.
The Nuggets won by 15 points, yet Malik Allen was a -16. HUH!?