Is it wrong to assume Dwayne Schintzius drove a bitchin' Camaro?
(Via Andy Gray's SI Vault)
Tragic news, as passed along by Basketbawful readers Preveen and NarSARSsist: Darnell "Lacktion" Jackson has been shipped to the NBA D-League
. (Chris: And also noted by NarSARSist: Cedric "Lacktion II: Electric Boogaloo" Jackson's return to the undertier
This is horrible news, but also unsurprising considering that the Crabs are the same team who decided it was a good idea to set a world record
for "largest gathering of people wearing fleece blankets." Yep, Snuggies.
Speaking of facepalms, we need something to cheer us up, and this ought to do it. AnacondaHL
has decided the New Jersey Nyets need a new team logo. I agree, and wholeheartedly approve of his effort:Worst of the Night in Pictures: Caption This!
How in the world does Stan Van Gundy keep showing up so often in my Caption This! photos? This man was stuffing the NBA Jam player voting ballot box?
(Seriously, Go vote like hell.) Drew Gooden and the Clippers - a match made in heaven "I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness." You know, arguing with the refs via interpretive dance isn't any more likely to get a call changed
Nationally Televised Games:Crabs at Celtics:
Tonight we get to see the public debut of Brian Scalabrine's orange-hued body as he wears a spray-on tan
. It is unknown if he followed through with the "gym" and "laundry" part of the Jersey Shore G-T-L routine.Nuggets at Warriors:
The Denver Nuggets are contenders to win a championship this year. The Warriors are contenders to pull my chicken nuggets out of the deep frier at McDonald's.All The Other Games:Bucks at Pacers:
You mean the NBA and TNT didn't want this
game to be on national TV? Huh. Wonder why?
Labels: Bawful After Dark, Brian Scalabrine looks like a gigantic oompa loompa