Aaaaahhhh!!!
I hate to open BAD like this, but it's a day of mourning. Philly soul singer and legendary panty-dropper Teddy Pendergrass has died. If I wasn't currently single, I would close the door, and then turn off the lights, and light a candle in his honor before gettin' busy. However, since I am single, that would just be wrong. Not as wrong as vajazzling, but still wrong. (Jacking it should never require that much effort, of course)

One nice piece of journalism to share: Jonah Keri retweeted a link to this great article on Chuck Hayes. After watching him play for Kentucky for four years, it's nice to see him finally finding his niche in the NBA and playing well despite being decidedly undersized for his position, being undrafted with nobody expecting him to make it in the pros, and having to fight through the D-League to get to the Association. He's like the bizzaro version of Darko Milicic.

And in breaking satire news, DJ Gallo informs us of huge free agency possibilities this summer.

Worst of the Night in Pictures:



Kevin Love found himself in some, uh, interesting positions last night...


Scalabrine just makes everything better


Alvin Gentry isn't facepalming so much as he's just trying to avoid looking at his team play defense


Physical defense makes Superman the Puma Man sad. :(


Speaking of sad, Sad Vinsanity makes a cameo


Stan Van Gundy's reaction upon learning the Sizzler was closed

Nationally Televised Games:
Bulls at Celtics: Garnett continues to miss games thanks to having a glass knee held together with Silly Putty. However, in good news, Sheed won't be bricking any bad threes for a little while! Huzzah!

Crabs at Jazz Bipolar Significant Other: Compelling game. Both teams win by creating assists, but in opposite directions. Utah is a points-in-the-paint team, while Cleveland is a drive-and-kick team. (You know, except when Mike Brown just tells LeBron to do all the scoring because he can't think of any better coaching strategies)

Labels: Bawful After Dark, Stan Van Gundy, Teddy Pendergrass will get you laid if you have more game than me