Trey Kirby of
The Blowtorch (it's really funny...check it out!) submitted this epic piece of man-lovery in which the Black Mamba tries to stop Superman by grabbing his Schlong of Steel. You may now join me in a rousing chorus of
"That ain't right!" It must be pretty impressive, because Kobe's falling into a swoon.

Labels: Dwight Howard, Kobe Bryant, man love, Schlong of Steel