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Thank you AnacondaHL and ESPN for this man love/man love title combo.

The San Anto...holy shit...make that the Grizzlies: Speaking as someone who has lived through Derek Fisher's 0.4-second shot, Robert Horry's eruption, Duncan's three-pointer and Z-Bo's "Z-Pointer" in this seres...I'm used to seeing crazy shit happen in Spurs playoff games.

But I still wasn't prepared for the final 1:44 of this game.

First of all, TNT basically said, "Screw this exciting Nuggets-Thunder game. We're showing the end of Grizzlies-Spurs no matter what. It felt like the kind of coverage a TV station would give to a natural disaster. The whole thing felt surreal.

Anyway, let me set the stage. Shane Battier had gone 1-for-2 at the line to give Memphis a 91-86 lead. Then Manu Ginobili did Manu Ginobili things and drew a foul on Marc Gasol. Manu, cold as ice, knocks down both foul shots. Griz 91, Spurs 88.

Memphis milks the clock which leads to an end-of-possession 21-footer by Z-Bo. Despite his three-bomb from earlier in the series, not the shot the Grizzlies wanted. Tim Duncan rips down the rebound. Outlets to Ginibili. Manu drives into a crowd and for a split-second I'm absolutely certain he's going to either hit one of his patented Laws-of-Physics-changing layups or draw the foul. Instead, he turns it over. This, to me, feels like the nail in the Spurs' coffin.

Memphis again milks the clock and their possession ends when Tony Parker blocks Mike Conley's running jumper. Only Conley gets the ball back! But the shot clock! Sam Youn rushes a three! No good! Duncan with another clutch rebound!

Seconds -- yes, literally, seconds -- after Duncan's rebound, George Hill converts a tough layup with 37 seconds left. Griz 91, Spurs 90. Unconsciously, I start clenching my fists, possibly due to Phoenix Suns playoff flashbacks. Memphis calls timeout.

The Grizzlies run a full 24 seconds off the clock and their possession ends when Z-Bo calmly sinks an 18-footer and then puts his finger to his lips to silence the crowd. Zach Randolph: Clutch Shot Maker. My mind if fucking blown. Griz 93, Spurs 90, 13 seconds left.

Gregg Popvich calls timeout and makes some offensive substitutions: Matt Bonner for Antonio McDyess and Gary Neal for Parker. The chunk of my brain that contains my pettiness almost explodes with glee. Ha ha! Suck it, Tony. No clutch time for you!

Instead of forcing a three, Manu swoops in for a layup. Bonner fouls Randolph. Four seconds come off the clock. Griz 93, Spurs 92.

Z-Bo, a 75.8 percent foul shooter, sinks both freebies. Griz 95, Spurs 92. Pop calls a 20-second timeout.

During a Spurs possession in which seemingly every single Memphis player could have stolen the ball, Ginobili heaves a desperation three from the corner with 2.2 seconds left...SPLASH! GAME TIED! GAME TIED!

Or not.

Video review reveals what the Grizzlies bench already knew: Manu's toe was on the line. Richard Jefferson fouls Randolph with 1.7 on the clock. Griz 95, Spurs 94.

Z-Bo again steps to the line. Now, I'm thinking, this guy hits three-fourths of his foul shots on average. He hit his last two, which means he's going to miss one of these, right? Wrong. Zach hits 'em both. Griz 97, Spurs 94. Only 1.7 seconds left.

Popovich calls another 20. Spurs line up for their last-second gambit. Suddenly, and I'm not making this up, this moment crosses my mind and I think: "The Grizzlies must know Gary Neal is a 42 percent three-point shooter. They must know that. Mustn't they?"

Now, it was a good play, with a good moving pick by Duncan, a good move by Neal to get Tony Allen on roller skates, and finally a great clutch bucket. But, damn, the one thing you can't do in this situation is give up a three-pointer. You only have to play 1.7 seconds worth of defense. Unbelievable.

Said Randolph: "They're down by three, you've got to run them off the 3. You can't let nobody shoot an open 3. You've got to contest the 3, you've got to deny the ball."

Added Shane Battier: "Come on, we're on the road. It wasn't going to be easy. And we needed 48 minutes. We didn't need 47 minutes and 59, 58 seconds and three-tenths. We needed the full 48 to get it done."

But they didn't get it done. Memphis succumbed in OT. Final score: Spurs 110, Griz 103. And, once again, the Spurs live to fight another day. As Basketbawful reader Brian put it:

I'm not sure what to make of this victory. I mean, all things being equal, the Spurs should have lost this game. Does this win mean they're going to stage a comeback? Or was it a final, desperate gasp? I guess we'll find out in Game 6.

Shane Battier, quote machine: "They are like vampires. You gotta drive the stake through their heart. And we missed."

The Philadelphia 76ers: The backdrop for this game was a rather laughable War of the Words between LeBron James and Spencer Hawes.

It began when LeBron referred to Game 5 against the Sixers as "Just finishing our breakfast." Which, admittedly, was pretty dismissive and characteristically douchy. But can we really be surprised by anything King Crab says anymore?

Update! In all fairness to LeBron, here's the full quote (via kazam92): "We're just finishing our breakfast, honestly. Just finishing the 76ers off, we’re not looking ahead into the next round. Just finish these guys off. This is a very good team we're playing against, it's going to take a collective group, all of us, to close this series off."

I guess that wasn't so bad.

Hawes took offense anyway: "We not only took exception to the quote, but to the analogy. A lot of times people don't finish breakfast. It's kind of one of those deals where you're not very hungry in the morning, and you might take a couple of bites to get you going, and then you roll out the door ... Not a great analogy, I don't think."


Okay. I preferred Lou Williams' response. From SBNation: "Williams reportedly went around the Sixers locker room assigning breakfast food roles to each player, dubbing Marreese Speights 'Fruit Salad,' Andres Nocioni 'Huevos Rancheros,' Hawes 'Over Easy,' Thaddeus Young 'Hash Browns' and himself 'Flapjacks.'"

I've gotta give it to the Philadelphia players: They tried to make LeBron eat his words. Ha. Ha. Anyway, the Sixers fought to the bitter end and got to within a single point (92-91) with 36 seconds left. But they didn't score again and Dwyane Wade, rather than just dribbling out the clock, decided convert Philly's final, hopeless miss into a last-second (and utterly needless) dunk.

Way to stay classy, Miami.

Said LeBron: "Now we're preparing for lunch."

You do that, 'Bron. I hope you choke on it.

In the final analysis, what cost the Sixers this game was their group decision to completely ignore Mario Chalmers. I get why they did it...but it doomed them. Chalmers drilled six three-pointers and finished with the highest plus-minus score of the night (+20). And although Super Mario erupting for six triples seemed about as likely as me announcing a secret love affair with Kobe Bryant, the fact is Chalmers is an NBA player and can hit wide open shots on occasion.

As Philly discovered.

Said Chalmers: "They kind of forgot about me. I made them pay."

Elton Brand, quote machine: "That was a long buffet. We kept coming. We didn't give up."

Spencer Hawes, quote machine: "Four out of five games, it came down to the last minute, down to the wire. It sounds cliche, but a couple bounces here and there you don't know which way it can go."

The Denver Nuggets: And the dream ends.

You've gotta give those Nuggets some major credit, though. They weathered countless months of 'Melodrama and still managed to win 50 games and actually played better without their departed superstar. And let's face it: This series was close. Three of Oklahoma City's wins came by a combined total of 10 points. This was one of the closest 4-1 series I've ever seen (much like Chicago's series against Indiana).

But, for all their scrappy, can-do spirit, the Nuggets needed a superstar down the stretch. So did the Thunder. Only they had one.

Mind you, Denver was leading 91-82 with about three and a half minutes to go. It really, really looked like the Nuggets were going to force a Game 6. Then, over those final 210 seconds, Kevin Durant scored 14 points on 5-for-6 from the field and 3-for-3 from the line while the Nuggets scored only 6 points. During that stretch, Denver was 1-for-7 from the field and Ty Lawson bricked two foul shots.

The Nuggets got had two chances to tie the game in the final 10 seconds, but J.R. Smith had his three-point attempt blocked -- by Durant of course -- and Aaron Afflalo misfired on a three-ball at the buzzer.

Said Durant: "I just tried to seize the moment and take advantage of it. They kept feeding me the rock, I was able to get to some good spots and fortunately I made some shots."

Added Nick Collison: "Kevin just took over. It was a pretty unbelievable performance."

That's superstardom for you. Talent can clean up a lot of messes. And it's why the Thunder won despite shooting 36.6 percent from the field and going 6-for-24 from downtown. Of course, it also helped that they forced 18 turnovers, grabbed 16 offensive rebounds and had a 42-21 advantage in free throw attempts.

Free throws, rebounds and turnovers. The silent killers. Glancing at the four factors, it's amazing Denver nearly won. They turned the ball over 17.1 percent of the time while the Thunder rebounded 32 percent of their missed shots and had a FT/FGA% of 41.5 percent.

Said George Karl: "We didn't close out this game, we didn't close out Game 1 and ... they're both very difficult to swallow right now. We will somewhere in the next week or wake up and realize that we had a hell of a season."

They really did. Too bad the dream had to end.

Bonus Video: The Durantula's highlights from last night:

Chris' Playoff Lacktion Report: Hamed Haddadi stepped in for Z-Bo with 0.7 seconds left in the 1st half...and played only to the end of the 2nd quarter, earning himself a SUPER MARIO GALAXY!

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Blogger Basketbawful said...
In case you use the RSS feed, I updated the section on LeBron's quote and tried to handle it more fairly.

Blogger LotharBot said...
The Nuggets didn't need a superstar down the stretch (and, quite frankly, the "Nuggets need a superstar" argument is as bawful as it gets.)

What they needed was consistency. Instead, they ended up with turnovers, bad shots, and missed free throws. Durant gives the Thunder consistency, but lots of teams get that same sort of contribution from non-stars (guys like Horry, Fisher, Korver, Eddie House...) The Nuggets, too, get consistency from certain guys, but for some reason George Karl doesn't finish games with those guys. He likes to run his 2 PG lineup, despite Ray Felton being anti-clutch.

And thus, yet another GK-led team plays great for at least a portion of the regular season, and then gets creamed in the playoffs. Kind of fitting that it was against the Zombie Sonics.

Blogger tonious35 said...

They needed a FT shooting coach, that's about it. Practically, that's what they needed in games 1, 3, 4, & 5 to make those games sure victories. Nene I understand that he's a big lug at Center that can't shoot FTs that perfectly, K-Mart is not a very talented shooter, Raymond Felton might miss a few, but Danillo Gallinari can't be able to miss a FT and he misses them in bunches.

It's true in NBA 2K11, missing FTs in My Player kills your teammate grade very badly because it kicks your team in the balls in the 4th.

Blogger Henchman #2 said...
Watching Durant highlights is reminiscent of watching highlights from the 70s, back when none of the great players lifted weights.

Blogger Ash said...
Ohh, the Grizzlies are PISSED.

I expect another blowout Grizzlies win in game 6 with lots of hard fouls.

Blogger jim said...
just want to chime in with serge ibaka's box score line, which is both bawful and beautiful at the same time:

35 min: 8 rebounds, 2 assists, 5 turnovers, 2 steals, 9 blocks... and 1 point.

Blogger claire said...
Not to be nit picky but you meant to say "95-92" right before Manu's almost-three for the tie. Great summary, I watched that game too.. AMAZING.. but could be kind of confusing for those following just the recap

Blogger Basketbawful said...
A couple randoms for Magic-Hawks: Stats that indicate Orlando's Game 5 blowout might actually be a bad sign for them.

How did I miss this? Before the Hawks-Magic series started, The 120 Million Dollar Man said: "I don't get all of the glory when we win, so I don't get to take all the [blame] when we lose."

Oh, Joe, that is why you fail.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
Not to be nit picky but you meant to say "95-92" right before Manu's almost-three for the tie. Great summary, I watched that game too.. AMAZING.. but could be kind of confusing for those following just the recap.

Indeed. Fixed. This is why I love my readers.

just want to chime in with serge ibaka's box score line, which is both bawful and beautiful at the same time:

35 min: 8 rebounds, 2 assists, 5 turnovers, 2 steals, 9 blocks... and 1 point.

Again: This is why I love my readers.

Blogger Basketbawful said...
The Nuggets didn't need a superstar down the stretch (and, quite frankly, the "Nuggets need a superstar" argument is as bawful as it gets.)

You're right. My writing that was a copout. However, they do need a guy who can consistently create his own shot or shots for others in crunch-time situations against intense (sometimes double or triple-teaming) defenses. Doesn't need to be a superstar -- hell, Ben Gordon used to do that shit for the Bulls -- but they need that.

Blogger Dan B. said...
You don't need a "superstar." You just need someone who isn't a role player. You can compete with 5 role players on the floor for the first 45 minutes, but when it comes down to crunch time, you need someone who can create and someone who likes the pressure of crunch time.

Blogger Wormboy said...
Holy shit, what a great night of hoops! I actually recorded it and got up early to watch it before my dentist appointment, and I was late to the appointment. Little did I know how exciting it would be! I almost wet my freakin pants during the Grizz-Spurs game (gotta call them grizz, after that old coot in Jeremiah Johnson).


Master version:

If you haven't seen Jeremiah Johnson, you suck. Robert Redford doesn't really act, he just hangs around and looks cool like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. As it should be. As it should be.

Hey LeBron. So first round is breakfast? That makes second round lunch and the Eastern Finals dinner. So, what, the Finals is a Taco Bell Fourth Meal? You lose, LeBron. We're talking a recipe for obesity with shitty food for stoners. I think your analogy is going to let you down.

Blogger LotharBot said...
Ty Lawson and JR Smith can both create shots in crunch time (good shots, even, despite what you may have heard about JR.) But they don't have a coach who plays those 2 guys at the guard spots in crunch time. They have a coach who trusts Ray "anti-clutch" Felton, puts Lawson at the 2, and thinks JR doesn't respect the game and therefore belongs on the bench.

Hit some free throws and the Nuggets win a couple of those close games. Take Felton out and put in JR in crunch time and it might be 3-2 or 4-1 the other way. Not taking anything away from the Thunder; they're very good. This would've been a great WCF matchup, and maybe it would've given the Nuggets time to work out their FT issues and figure out that Ray Felton sucks in crunch time.

Blogger Will said...
What was up with the announcers of the Memphis-San Antone game? Did someone give them diazepam? Would it kill them to show a modicum of emotion after that tremendous shot?
WV: drown- whoever let those two announce that game should drown.

Blogger Dan B. said...
Lotharbot -- You have infinitely more faith in JR Smith than I do. And I was unfortunate enough to have him on my fantasy team early in the season.

Blogger The Nightbringer said...
Lakers advance, admittedly seeing CP3 nearly brought to tears did make me feel a little bad... but then I shook it off.

Blogger Justin said...
Maybe the Hornets didn't show up for Game 6 because they were in Charlotte: (screenshot via

Blogger senormedia said...
Henchman #2 said...
Watching Durant highlights is reminiscent of watching highlights from the 70s, back when none of the great players lifted weights.

Damn henchman, I was composing essentially the same comment in my head while watching that video. That looks like highlights from Suns-Celtics of 76, for example.

Anonymous AK Dave said...
Dirk = Kupplung

I'll be interested in hearing what all the Dirk-doubters have to say tomorrow (*coughBasketbawfulcough).

It's a shame that Dallas-LA and Boston-Miami are both in the second round. Those should be the ECF and WCF in my opinion.

Anonymous diana said...
@will , more emotion on the spurs broadcast , check it out .!5796633/heres-how-gary-neals-buzzer+beater-sounded-to-san-antonio

Anonymous milt_palacio said...
Bawful from the SB-Nation recap of Blazers-Mavs: "Andre Miller had a team-high four (!) assists to go with his five (!) points."

Blogger The Dude Abides said...
@LotharBot: Totally agree. Asking Felton to try to create down the stretch against OKC's athletic backcourt and front line is the equivalent of asking Derek Fisher to guard Derrick Rose in isolation while telling your bigs not to help at the rim. The Nuggs win Game 5 if JR Smith is on the court for those final three minutes.

Blogger Wormboy said...
Sorry, I don't have that faith in JR Smith. Dude is skilled, but is flakier than a dandruff convention.