Ah, classic Sir Charles: The secret of his NBA success was "...my big ass against their little skinny legs." Is it possible to make love to a quote? Someday, I'm going to find out. In the meantime, based on the comments left on this week's Word of the Day: The Dantley post, I present the Big Butt Prodigious Posterior All-Stars!

Starting Five:
Baron Davis
Adrian Dantly
Charles Barkley
Shawn Kemp (the Cleveland Cavalier version)
Shaq

Sixth Man
Oliver Miller

The Extra-wide Bench
Magic Johnson (during his 1996 return)
Mark Jackson
Corey Maggette
Rick Mahorn
Robert "Ass-Tractor" Traylor
Glen "Big Baby" Davis
Clarence Weatherspoon (IR)
Mike Sweetney (IR)

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17 Comments:
Anonymous Scott said...
Is there some reason why you left off Eddy Curry and Zack Randolph?

Blogger Basketbawful said...
scott -- I wanted to include them. I really did. But there's only so much room on that bench, you know?

Anonymous Dr. Anklesnap said...
Great post...

Eddie Curry for sure....how about Tony Mason?

Blogger Flud said...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Head coach-
Mike Brown

Anonymous Barry said...
Man love here, penises there, big butts everywhere....where's the morality!

Won't somebody think of the children! ;)

Anonymous Anonymous said...
You should really do a posting about greatest Barkley quotes and maybe Shaq quotes....what about a quote tournament NCAA style?

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
barry: I think the article before the season starts will be a breakdown of bench fashion choices, followed by OMG/pagesix gossip on who's going out with who.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why Corey Maggette? Dude's TORN.

Blogger B-Will said...
Beautiful

Blogger Bret LaGree said...
On behalf of Mark Aguirre, I demand (well, half-heartedly whine in the comments about) a recount.

Blogger Dean said...
Uh..John "Hot Plate" Williams..HELLO!?!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Leaving out two obvious picks here - no Vin Baker, no Kevin Duckworth? Too soon?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wow, you guys really like men's asses huh?

Anonymous Ruben said...
Speaking of fat asses, I wonder if that Baby Shaq from Greece will ever get any burn...

I know it would be unnecessary to stir up controversy, so dont do it, but you have to admit that a WNBA prodigious posterior Allstar team would be pretty funny. Some may say that it would almost be sexist not to include a womens list.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Donyell Marshall has to have one of the biggest butts in the NBA. In fact, when i talk about him, I simply call him "Big Butt."

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yes, I absolutely second Mark Aguirre. And does nobody remember the astounding hugeness of Michael Cage's posterior? Mr. Windex?!

Blogger Time Intact said...
Aaron Grey. All of you are probably wondering "WHO?" lol I just remember last year in Raps-Bulls game all the commentators kept talking about was how fat and out of shape Aaron Grey is. Yet he killed us that game with his unfit self :s

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