Ah, classic Sir Charles: The secret of his NBA success was "...my big ass against their little skinny legs." Is it possible to make love to a quote? Someday, I'm going to find out. In the meantime, based on the comments left on this week's Word of the Day: The Dantley post, I present the Big Butt Prodigious Posterior All-Stars!
Starting Five: Baron Davis Adrian Dantly Charles Barkley Shawn Kemp (the Cleveland Cavalier version) Shaq
Sixth Man Oliver Miller
The Extra-wide Bench Magic Johnson (during his 1996 return) Mark Jackson Corey Maggette Rick Mahorn Robert "Ass-Tractor" Traylor Glen "Big Baby" Davis Clarence Weatherspoon (IR) Mike Sweetney (IR)
barry: I think the article before the season starts will be a breakdown of bench fashion choices, followed by OMG/pagesix gossip on who's going out with who.
Speaking of fat asses, I wonder if that Baby Shaq from Greece will ever get any burn...
I know it would be unnecessary to stir up controversy, so dont do it, but you have to admit that a WNBA prodigious posterior Allstar team would be pretty funny. Some may say that it would almost be sexist not to include a womens list.
Aaron Grey. All of you are probably wondering "WHO?" lol I just remember last year in Raps-Bulls game all the commentators kept talking about was how fat and out of shape Aaron Grey is. Yet he killed us that game with his unfit self :s
Eddie Curry for sure....how about Tony Mason?
Mike Brown
Won't somebody think of the children! ;)
I know it would be unnecessary to stir up controversy, so dont do it, but you have to admit that a WNBA prodigious posterior Allstar team would be pretty funny. Some may say that it would almost be sexist not to include a womens list.