All the women who were hoping to get a piece of The Big Bachelor should calm down now: Shaq and his wife Shaunie are calling off their divorce.

Said the still-Mrs. Shaq: "Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place. Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that 'Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.' Literally, it was days ago. So, we've agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we'll make sure that that's gone away."

Neither one of them could answer why they were getting divorced? Really?! I seem to remember that, less than two months ago, Shaq unforgettably rapped that: "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced." Oh. Wait. That's right. He was just teasin'.

I'm sure the now non-divorce has nothing to do with Shaunie's new video-sharing Web site, which is set to launch on September 1st. Because there would be no difference whatsoever in marketing a Web site created by "Shaunie Whats-Her-Name" and "Shaunie 'Shaq's wife' O'Neal."

Oh, and don't get too excited about that Web site. It won't feature videos of Shaq hanging around the crib freestyling about Kobe, David Robinson, Rik Smits, or whoever. It's meant to showcase children and their talents, providing families a kid-friendly, safe place to upload and share videos. Yeah, I know. I fell asleep just typing that out.

Update! Here's an old "Couples Uncensored" segment from Access Hollywood starring Mr. and Mrs. Shaq. That Shaq...he loves talking about his own ass.

Labels: divorce, Shaq, Shaunie O'Neal