Ok, maybe it's just Dwight Howard who makes this Olympic men's basketball team look like a bunch of retards (see the man love dance). I mean, he seems to act all a fool enough for the rest of them. Look, maybe he would be the most fun to hang with out at the bar (although I doubt it - he's probably cock-blocking all night with his bling and his millions and his Porsche - and even when it gets to be 2 a.m. and you're thinking "maybe I'll just go gay tonight," he even steals away the dudes with his little Humpty dance). The way he's looking at the photographer's digital pictures of himself dunking just makes me think "This is why the terrorists hate us."

(Update: Yeah, this is from 2006, but Evil Ted is cranky and just plain exhausted from the Advocate post melee, so thank Christ Bawful has saved me with a post of his own. Save your pithy comments for him).

Oh, and the Worsties will be back when Basketbawful is good and ready to give them to you. Be patient, chillun.

Labels: Dwight Howard, narcissism, Olympic team