I will never again be able to ride in an elevator with an old white lady without wondering whether she's secretly (and rather breathlessly) fantasizing about being a huge black man. Of course, if she was really the Shawn Kemp of elevator operators, she'd be bathing in Twinkie filling and sweating out a few dozen late child support payments.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yet more evidence that the Sonics should stay in Seattle-

I mean, what the hell would OK City have in place of the Space Needle in this spot? A barn?

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