This letter is a response to Ray Allen's love letter
to his long lost jump shot, as dictated to Basketbawful reader Justin
I'm sorry I have to break it to you this way, but really, I think it's best to be honest after all we've been through.
I'm leaving you.
Actually, I left
you. For Jason Kapono. Before you say anything, yeah, I know. He'll never be the player you were, he'll never be able to carry a team, he'll never really be able to actually dribble, but man! Have you seen his hair? The moment I did, I was infatuated. Every morning I'd wake up with you, ol' balding Ray-Ray, a little past his prime and I'd fantasize, Ray, I really would. I know I should have said something before I left but I didn't want to hurt you. I hope we can remain the best of friends. I'll invite you to the wedding.
Kapono's Jump Shot
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