Sorry there's no Worst of the Night post today. Let's just say that the Lakers making it back to the NBA Finals was the worst thing that happened last night -- for me, anyway -- and leave it at that.
Instead, here's some semi-anguished man love between Sasha Douchavic and Vladimir Radmanowhatever. Looks like Sasha isn't too happy about being the catcher. Memo to Sasha: Always establish a safe word. Thanks to everybody who sent this one in; you know who you are, you sexy bitches.
Chub-tastic extra: Here's Sasha experiencing some wingardium leviosa in his
man region over a little old-school man love between Magic Johnson and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. I guess man-on-man affection is storied a Laker tradition. It's enough to give me Forum Blue and Gold balls.
Labels: man love, not unintentionally gay, Sasha Vujacic, Vladimir Radmanovic
Don't take it so hard! You know what? These Lakers are actually pretty likeable. I'm not an L.A. fan, but it's hard (and futile) to hate players like Kobe who just get it done. And his supporting cast looks a LOT like the old Bulls teams under Phil Jackson that knew their rolls, did their jobs, and didn't get in Mike's way.
With that said, here's to a Celtics-Lakers final and a big, golden trophy for KG and Ray-ray.
By the way- no comment on Doug Collins being offered the job in Chicago? I think it's a crappy move and they should get Hubie Brown instead (that way I don't have to listen to his color commentary anymore).
Who is the more annoying color analyst? Hubie or Doug? And which one do you think gets mimicked more by his players behind his back?
Come one, Basketbawful- you gotta give me something more today- this Friday is draaaaaaaging on!
Anyway, I sort of thought I would be rooting for the Lakers since I love Gasol. I don't really like Kobe but I can tolerate him because he is fun to watch. It's the supporting cast of Douchavic (which is totally what I'm calling him from now on), Walton and Vlad Rad - the douchetastic threesome. The sum of my dislike of them outweighs my dislike of Tony Parker, so that makes me hate those three even more. I didn't realize it was possible to be more annoying than Parker, but Douchavic managed. Congratulations, asshat!
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/photo?slug=2eace08d133fde35924d627cff33f4df-getty-80391825ge014_lakers_spurs&prov=getty
...and Pau loves him right back.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/photo?slug=8e7ef5daead99b938c3a037bf60463e2-getty-80391826ab027_spurs_lakers&prov=getty
anne -- Congratulations ass hat, indeed. And thanks for the pics. I'll totally try to use them.
chicken little -- That statement is a little too much. Look, hating the Lakers is in my blood. I was born and bred on the 80s Celtics. My mom hated the Lakers in a way that probably isn't even legal today. I have to hate them. And I'm sorry, but have you seen Sasha's hair? That is not beautiful to watch.
shrugz -- Big men do it harder.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Needa
from Yahoo! sports:
"Former Lakers star and executive Jerry West presented the Lakers the Western Conference championship trophy on the court following the game."
Wow, I mean just wow! If the Celtics don't win, the basketball gods are dead.
Z
My point is, Sasha's jealous because he isn't an Argentine and therefore cannot have their fabulous hair. He comes from the same part of the world as Vlad Rad, and well, just look at how his hair has turned out in his tenure with the Lakers. I just want to flip him upside down and use his head to scrub my toilet. That's probably why Sasha has that look in the man love photo, he's all like, "what...what if my hair ends up like his??"
Wow, Sasha really has dethroned TP as my most hated player. I don't think I was ever this creative with my TP hating.
Nice.
I understand why you hate Doucheavic and I kinda see how Vladie Radie could irritate you...
But honestly- how can you hate Luke Walton, even if he is the most overpaid player IN THE HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZAITON?
It's not his fault his agent got him a great deal- and while he isn't exactly Kareem, he can give you good minutes off the bench and knows how to play.
Anyway he doesn't flop or talk trash or take too many crappy shots, so why the hatred, Anne? Is it the hair? The grateful dead tattoo? The gaping mouth that Wild Yams so aptly noted is "begging for a nasty photo shop"?
The only ones who should be hating on the Space Cadet Radmonovic are Laker fans because he's rivaling A.C. Green and Samaki Walker for worst player heavily involved in a laker title run.
And finallyyyyyy the Lakers have someone to flop, irritate, and hate in Vujacic after so many years of having the WORST foreign players in the league. (Slava Medvedenko)
Yes, yes, and yes. Seriously my dislike has nothing to do with his playing abilities, LOL. I don't hate him nearly as bad as the other two, I actually included him because him and Douchavic appear to be buddies, and also dating Britney Spears. And he didn't even sleep with her when she was hot. I'll go ahead and blame Sasha for that, he probably told him it was a good idea, after all, we've seen that Sasha will fool around with reanimated corpses. Oh, hell, I might as well admit the real reason I included Luke - Bill Walton gets on my last nerve.
Anyway, I agree that Vlad is a space cadet, and brings shame to the name "Vlad", which should be reserved only for people who impale their enemies with pointy sticks or drink blood. Dude straight up looks like his Eastern European village is missing their idiot. Or maybe they just ran him out with pitchforks and torches, and he ended up signed to the Lakers - who knows.
Anyway, don't be too harsh on A.C. Green - dude was playing with balls bluer than Forum Blue. Then again, that was his own fault because he is insane, so carry on with the hating.
I do the Vujacic all the time in video games but the first time I remember seeing it in a game was when Eddie Robinson did an alley-oop to himself, after the Bulls broke some insanely long road losing streak.
I remember GP did that in the late 90s when Sonics had the ball with a few seconds left against the Jazz, with about a second left, he jacked up a f-you 3pt. I hated GP, I hated the Jazz even more...I laughed when it happened. At least when GP did it, it was because he was an asshole but when Vaginachic did it, he was a douche.
BTW, did you guys notice that Vaginachic was wearing the old Lakers short shorts as he gazes at the pic of the old Lakers lovebirds. he needs punch in the face