Riddle me this, Batman: What's 95% cotton, 5% spandex, and 100% totally hot
? Why Nintendo Controller Panties
of course!Note to nerds everywhere: Now isnot the time for button mashing.
These aren't just some cheap knockoffs, either. They're officially licensed
Nintendo panties, and they're even screen printed on both sides (the word "Nintendo" is emblazoned on the ass). The ironic thing about these panties is the fact that most of the guys who would find them sexy have a better chance of dying by asteroid impact than getting laid. With Gilbert Arenas being one notable exception.
So don't wait another minute. Order today, and perhaps by this time next week you might be able to up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start your girl to orgasm. Could that be the universal code...of love?
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