Riddle me this, Batman: What's 95% cotton, 5% spandex, and 100% totally hot? Why Nintendo Controller Panties of course!

Nintendo panties
Note to nerds everywhere: Now is
not the time for button mashing.

These aren't just some cheap knockoffs, either. They're officially licensed Nintendo panties, and they're even screen printed on both sides (the word "Nintendo" is emblazoned on the ass). The ironic thing about these panties is the fact that most of the guys who would find them sexy have a better chance of dying by asteroid impact than getting laid. With Gilbert Arenas being one notable exception.

So don't wait another minute. Order today, and perhaps by this time next week you might be able to up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start your girl to orgasm. Could that be the universal code...of love?

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1 Comments:
Blogger flohtingPoint said...
This reminds me of one of my favorite shirts.

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/blowme/

Er... http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/blowme/female

bleh, doesnt have the same effect on a woman, but better than seeing a metro-man wearing a shirt with sexual innuendo on it.

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