I've always thought of Joe Namath as a real "man's man." I mean, this is Broadway Joe! He's the kind of guy who'd wrestle a mutant grizzly bear or dive into the ocean to kill a shark with his bare hands...right?! Well, turns out he's actually the kind of guy who would dress up in pantyhose and show off his sexy legs in a nationally televised commercial.


Wow. And they say Peyton Manning will endorse anything. I was particularly amused at how they tried to validate Joe's masculinity by having some random babe lean in and kiss his cheek at the end of the commercial. But why stop there? Why not just have him scream "I'm a heterosexual!!" and start humping the chick on camera? Oh yeah...it'd probably take him to long to peel his hose off.