Take a video camera and a couple of Laker fans from Orange County High and have them talk hoops for a few minutes. Then give them a basketball and a blue screen. Hilarity ensues.
In case you lived outside the Los Angeles area, didn't subscribe to NBA League Pass, or were forced to change the channel due to Kobe's unbearable smugness, you probably missed out on these commercials from a while back. But you also didn't have to watch Kobe, so you still made the right choice.