Thursday, October 12, 2006
Stephen Jackson versus...the mutant?!
By Basketbawful at 9:23 AM
1 comments


Just when you think the latest Stephen Jackson saga can't get any stranger...it does. Apparently, the guy Jax got into a fight with was a mutant:
"Prosecutors said Jackson kicked a man who police said has a deformed arm. Jackson told police that the man, Quentin Willford, started the brawl."
I only wish I could say I don't believe it. But seriously, how does a wealthy professional athlete end up picking a fight with a dude who has a deformed arm? Did Jax drown any kittens on his way to the strip club? Maybe bitch slap a homeless guy? Imagine if you had a deformed arm. Imagine if you couldn't even talk to a woman without having to give your credit card number. Imagine if you went out for a little topless, heaving, grinding entertainment. Then imagine you get picked on by a psychotic basketball player. Now I can sort of understand why the guy ran Jackson over with his car.

Jax attack
Now you know what Jackson does before he heads out to the strip club.
1 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Practicin' on kitties. Good man.
10/12/2006 10:41 AM  
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