We take a little winter siesta and the world goes completely stupid. Well, stupider. While we were away from out computer and helpless to post, fate decided to taunt us with wild stories of the bizarre, from injury-faking fans to near decapitations. And we new for absolute certain that fate was calling our mother a fat witch when we heard that Manute Bol got arrested...for fighting with his wife.
In a way, this only justifies our existence. The world is basketbawful, whether or not we're around to point at it and laugh.