I'm sure we've all thought the same thing at one time or another: if you combine NBA superstar Scottie Pippen, a delicious 6-foot hoagie and a couple of big-haired cheerleaders, you would have a great porn video, or at least a gloriously awful commercial.
Quote of the century:
"This is one six footer I can't handle on my own. Ladies, let's have a party."
Scottie spits out this line as if he's never actually had a threesome with a couple of Luvabulls, which we all know he has, because if he didn't use his star power for tail like Mike, well, that would be just plain inconceivable.
The following video prooves that the folks at Mr. Submarine should have resorted to the porn option.
Props to TrueHoop
for uncovering this nugget of Bulls lore:
Labels: Mr. Submarine, Scottie Pippen