Well, numero cinco happened last night when the 5'9" Nate Robinson successfully executed a smother chicken on the grotesquely tall Yao Ming. That's what we in the business (with "the business" meaning "writing for this site") refer to as an ego-ectomy. Here's the video, courtesy of Gorilla Mask:
1. Require help getting merchandise off the top shelf at Wal-Mart.
2. Be made to stand in the front row of a group picture.
3. Get seated in the back seat of any car.
4. Fail in your attempt to eat a large Asian metropolitan area.
5. Have your dunk stuffed by a man shorter than six feet tall.