When you're over 20 feet tall, there are certain things that should never, ever, ever happen to you. These things include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Require help getting merchandise off the top shelf at Wal-Mart.

2. Be made to stand in the front row of a group picture.

3. Get seated in the back seat of any car.

4. Fail in your attempt to eat a large Asian metropolitan area.

5. Have your dunk stuffed by a man shorter than six feet tall.

Well, numero cinco happened last night when the 5'9" Nate Robinson successfully executed a smother chicken on the grotesquely tall Yao Ming. That's what we in the business (with "the business" meaning "writing for this site") refer to as an ego-ectomy. Here's the video, courtesy of Gorilla Mask:

3 Comments:
Blogger Alex Craddock said...
*sigh*...yao, yao, yao...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
5'9"? Pretty confirmed here in Seattle that Nate is 5'7.75"...making this even worse...almost two full feet shorter.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
foul. made a good story though so they let it go

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