So your team captain has been banned for the rest of the season because
he attacked a fan during one of your country's most prestigious basketball tournaments. And this incident also happened to take place during your league's 35th anniversary celebrations. What do you do?
If you're the
Burger King Whoppers, you make him your BK Player of the Week! No, really. Check out their
Web site...or this screen grab. Take special notice of Arboleda's stats (or lack thereof). Congratulations, Wynne!

I'd been wondering what was up with Arboleda's 'tude, but then I looked at his
team bio. Check this out: "Played three seasons from the defunct Metropolitan Basketball Association (MBA) under Laguna Lakers (1998-2000)...." That's the problem! He's a former Laker! That explains it.
Thanks to Basketbawful reader Sam for the head's up and the screenshot.
Labels: fan submissions, I wonder if I'd get an award for attacking someone at my job, Player of the Week, Wynne Arboleda