Oddly, of all the things going on in this picture, the most inexplicable (to me) is Jameer Nelson clutching at his own man region. I'll just assume he needed a quick equipment adjustment...
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Tuesday afternoon man wha...?
Several people sent in this, ahem, fascinating picture of Yao Ming and Dwight Howard. However, Stephanie G somehow managed to email it to me less than five seconds after it appeared on the Internet. (She must have her Google Alerts set up for "man love" or something.) But you've gotta love any picture where Yao looks like he's taking a dump on the court and Howard is watching like somebody just opened Marsellus Wallace's briefcase in front of him.
Oddly, of all the things going on in this picture, the most inexplicable (to me) is Jameer Nelson clutching at his own man region. I'll just assume he needed a quick equipment adjustment...
Oddly, of all the things going on in this picture, the most inexplicable (to me) is Jameer Nelson clutching at his own man region. I'll just assume he needed a quick equipment adjustment...
Kobe peed on the toilet seat in tha Lakers locker room and left it for the janitor to clean up, much to his teammates displeasure
ReplyDeleteIt's clearly Dwight's admittedly-odd way of showing Yao that he is actually just a gangly, Chinese pansy.
ReplyDeleteCHI WO DE SHI?
ReplyDeletei didn't know yao could um... squat that low.
shoulda photoshopped super saiyan hair.
+1 for being vulgar in Chinese
ReplyDeleteJust thought of a new nickname for Lebron James; the travelin' man! \o/ How about it
ReplyDeleteI like how the hand on jameer's head looks like he's pushing him down like an oversized giant pushing a midget around.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that Andrei Kirilenko has lost his mind and the medical staff at Utah are trying some old-school stuff on him. This is from the Jazz-Kings preview on nba.com:
ReplyDelete"Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko received a cortisone shot Monday after leaving Saturday's game with an ankle injury, and he's unlikely to play against Utah."
Hahahah the caption is really hilarious!!! Matt do you actually know Chinese?
ReplyDeleteTo all, "CHI WO DE SHI" means "Eat my dump!"
is jameer grabbing his balls?
ReplyDeleteTechnically, it should be pronounced SI, not SHI in Mandarin.
ReplyDeleteUmm, WTF is he actually doing anyway? I don't see any reason for the 100 foot man to be in that position in the paint unless he was kicked in the nuts or his knee exploded or summin.
ReplyDeleteDwight: Um, that's not really how it...
ReplyDeleteYao: BACK THAT ASS UP!
Jameer: Yeaaah boy!
Just wanted to point out that this piece was inexplicably given a "Josh Howard" tag...
ReplyDeleteThe best part of this picture is the mysterious hand petting Jameer as he adjusts his junk.
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