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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Man versus Machine

Remember in when I mentioned that little lover's spat between Sasha Vujacic and Trevor Ariza? Well, here's the video. It's like Shaq-versus-Kobe Lite!

12 comments:

  1. I like Fisher in that video. It looks like he's trying to talk to the ref, but then he turns around and... wait... wha?

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  2. DAMNIT! Rodney Stucky was 1 rebound and 2 assists away from a 15 minute +11 suck differential! (0-2, 5 TO, 1 BA, 3 PF)! DAMNIT!

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  3. We can only hope that Trevor resorts to rapping about Sasha in night clubs. Although more power to him if he can rhyme anything with Vujacic!

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  4. You know what's kinda scary? I.. uh,... kinda LIKE Vujacic. There I said it! It's out. (/deep breath)

    I mean, yeah he's a douche bag and all- but he's kind of a nice bench player who can bring instant offense and stifling flopping- er- DEFENSE. Plus he has cool euro-trash-soccer-hair complete with that man-scrunchie that Luis Scola also wears. He almost looks like he wandered off a soccer field sometimes. And I'm still not convinced that he can even speak English- at least I haven't heard it, and I won't believe it until I do- and quite frankly, that makes him even cooler somehow.

    Come on people- admit it- you love the machine too!

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  5. Does 'The Machine' even have a single friend?

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  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsQNJoQ_N4

    The video is worth it... I think you missed it the other night

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  7. ak dave: I can admit nothing but bloodlust for Vujacic. And he's been like a nutsack on legs all year. Ugh. So happy he's a Laker. It allows my hate to gather vintage.

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  8. Ariza was barking at someone BEHIND Vujacic. It just looks like it was at him because of the camera angle. Watch it again and you can tell.

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  9. Justin: "Nutsack on legs" ROFL- mind if I use that one? Yeah, he's a total scumbag, but you know what? Guys like him are GREAT. It's so much more enjoyable to watch games when you actually HATE players!

    Like on the 90's Knicks teams- I HATED John Starks, and I HATED Derek Harper- and that made me actually want to watch them... so once again, you know, there is a fine line between love and hate. But a little NBA man-hate never hurt anyone, I say!

    My all-time most hated lineup (1st and 2nd team):

    PG- John Starks/Tony Parker
    SG- Latrell Spreewell/
    SF- Antoine Walker/Rick Fox
    PF- Larry Johnson/Tim Duncan
    C- Shaquille O'Neil/Jim McIlvaine

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  10. The real text from that spat:

    "No, I love YOU"

    "I love you MORE"

    "No I love you MORE"

    [Fisher to Ref] "Look, can you just throw me out of the game? Please?"

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  11. vujacic is easy to rhyme with.
    just have a line end like:
    'do ya chick'

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  12. Not a bad list, but hating on Merlin is silly.

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