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Friday, October 17, 2008

The Prodigious Posterior All-Stars


Ah, classic Sir Charles: The secret of his NBA success was "...my big ass against their little skinny legs." Is it possible to make love to a quote? Someday, I'm going to find out. In the meantime, based on the comments left on this week's Word of the Day: The Dantley post, I present the Big Butt Prodigious Posterior All-Stars!

Starting Five:
Baron Davis
Adrian Dantly
Charles Barkley
Shawn Kemp (the Cleveland Cavalier version)
Shaq

Sixth Man
Oliver Miller

The Extra-wide Bench
Magic Johnson (during his 1996 return)
Mark Jackson
Corey Maggette
Rick Mahorn
Robert "Ass-Tractor" Traylor
Glen "Big Baby" Davis
Clarence Weatherspoon (IR)
Mike Sweetney (IR)
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16 comments:

  1. Anonymous10/17/2008 10:06 AM

    Is there some reason why you left off Eddy Curry and Zack Randolph?

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  2. Basketbawful10/17/2008 10:11 AM

    scott -- I wanted to include them. I really did. But there's only so much room on that bench, you know?

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  3. Anonymous10/17/2008 10:33 AM

    Great post...

    Eddie Curry for sure....how about Tony Mason?

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  4. Flud10/17/2008 10:42 AM

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Head coach-
    Mike Brown

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  5. Anonymous10/17/2008 11:12 AM

    Man love here, penises there, big butts everywhere....where's the morality!

    Won't somebody think of the children! ;)

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  6. Anonymous10/17/2008 11:50 AM

    You should really do a posting about greatest Barkley quotes and maybe Shaq quotes....what about a quote tournament NCAA style?

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  7. AnacondaHL10/17/2008 12:01 PM

    barry: I think the article before the season starts will be a breakdown of bench fashion choices, followed by OMG/pagesix gossip on who's going out with who.

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  8. Anonymous10/17/2008 12:24 PM

    Why Corey Maggette? Dude's TORN.

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  9. Bret LaGree10/17/2008 1:46 PM

    On behalf of Mark Aguirre, I demand (well, half-heartedly whine in the comments about) a recount.

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  10. Dean10/17/2008 2:40 PM

    Uh..John "Hot Plate" Williams..HELLO!?!

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  11. Anonymous10/17/2008 3:14 PM

    Leaving out two obvious picks here - no Vin Baker, no Kevin Duckworth? Too soon?

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  12. Anonymous10/17/2008 5:07 PM

    Wow, you guys really like men's asses huh?

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  13. Anonymous10/17/2008 5:26 PM

    Speaking of fat asses, I wonder if that Baby Shaq from Greece will ever get any burn...

    I know it would be unnecessary to stir up controversy, so dont do it, but you have to admit that a WNBA prodigious posterior Allstar team would be pretty funny. Some may say that it would almost be sexist not to include a womens list.

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  14. Anonymous10/17/2008 6:21 PM

    Donyell Marshall has to have one of the biggest butts in the NBA. In fact, when i talk about him, I simply call him "Big Butt."

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  15. Anonymous10/17/2008 6:24 PM

    Yes, I absolutely second Mark Aguirre. And does nobody remember the astounding hugeness of Michael Cage's posterior? Mr. Windex?!

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  16. shayan10/17/2008 10:25 PM

    Aaron Grey. All of you are probably wondering "WHO?" lol I just remember last year in Raps-Bulls game all the commentators kept talking about was how fat and out of shape Aaron Grey is. Yet he killed us that game with his unfit self :s

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