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Saturday, August 16, 2008
Vincent Askew arrested: a re-enactment
That's just wrong. Shawn Kemp's former sidekick Vincent Askew was busted this week for allegedly making sexy time with a high-school girl. Something we don't condone in any way, but we totally understand.
We stumbled upon a re-enactment of the arrest. The part of Askew is expertly played by a 49-year-old baked goods connoisseur, who just happens to be a recently released sex offender. What. No way. (probably NSFW)
Unrelated, but I need some sanity and I think a syringe insertion of basketbawful is the cure
On front page of ESPN: http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer08/basketball/columns/story?columnist=sheridan_chris&page=kamanfeature-080817
Really? The fact that Kaman is playing for Germany and not not-playing for US is front page worthy? Really he's some sort of evilawful RWB-hater? Not to mention the US having 33 foreign born olympians: http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/sports/91398.php
Hmm, I just can't stand it when mediaville tries to create a big issue to get the crowd riled up
...and he just wanted to recruit her for his basketball team and then go to the beach!
ReplyDeleteSilly, silly man... didn't his mother teach him that you should never eat (cookies) and then go in the water??
I ummm, had to turn that video off about 20 seconds into it. I'm assuming that was some kind of joke but I really don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not offended or anything, it just was highly uncomfortable to watch.
Also, how does one correctly pronounce 37 Point dog-pile beat-down in Spanish?
Damn! Did you really need to put that Vanessa Hudgens link? Now I can't stop wanking, dammit!!!
ReplyDelete'You know what, I really don't want this cookie'- hilarious.
ReplyDeleteShawn Kemp is playing in Italy. That's awesome.
ReplyDeleteUnrelated, but I need some sanity and I think a syringe insertion of basketbawful is the cure
ReplyDeleteOn front page of ESPN:
http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer08/basketball/columns/story?columnist=sheridan_chris&page=kamanfeature-080817
Really? The fact that Kaman is playing for Germany and not not-playing for US is front page worthy?
Really he's some sort of evilawful RWB-hater?
Not to mention the US having 33 foreign born olympians:
http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/sports/91398.php
Hmm, I just can't stand it when mediaville tries to create a big issue to get the crowd riled up
@anonymous-
ReplyDeleteWhere did Shawn get a job? I've got to know. I want to buy his jersey!
Can we get a post on this?