ENJOY IT NOW YOU CELTICS FAN, CUZ SOON U WILL BOW DOWN CUZ KOBE OWNZ!!!!11!
I asked this question over at HP and got no response. List the following three players based on how they played last night from best to worst: Dwight Howard, Andrew Bynum, Marcin Gortat. And I don't mean rank them based on how well they played relative to how well they can play, but just based on how well they all actually played last night (in other words, don't mark Dwight down just cause you expect more from him). I think you could argue that Gortat and Bynum actually both outplayed Dwight. You might lose that argument, but I think you could at least argue it.
I thought both press conferences were equally funny in their own way. Kobe, with his overblown sense of himself and Van Gundy just saying incredibly weird things.
Oh, and Kobe totally would use a fake word like irregardless.
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if this was the actual dialogue from the press conference.
ReplyDeleteman this is sooo funny you got a talent for comedy, team up with will ferell or ricky gervais or someone like that and go on the silver screen!
ReplyDeleteHeh. These are great.
ReplyDeleteENJOY IT NOW YOU CELTICS FAN, CUZ SOON U WILL BOW DOWN CUZ KOBE OWNZ!!!!11!
ReplyDeleteI asked this question over at HP and got no response. List the following three players based on how they played last night from best to worst: Dwight Howard, Andrew Bynum, Marcin Gortat. And I don't mean rank them based on how well they played relative to how well they can play, but just based on how well they all actually played last night (in other words, don't mark Dwight down just cause you expect more from him). I think you could argue that Gortat and Bynum actually both outplayed Dwight. You might lose that argument, but I think you could at least argue it.
SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow my training methods are out in the public domain.
I knew I should have had that sneaky bastard sign a non-disclosure agreement.
Luckily for me, you have to be a real MAN to even dream about wiping your arse with a mountain lion.
...and make unsubstantiated claims of greatness on the internets.
Hopefully my training mountains don't get overrun by yahoos hoping to be the "next Kobe".
Kobe press conference was lot funnier . Hilarious. I am literally ROBedL.
ReplyDeletekobe talks about winning like ai talks about practice. that sure explains a lot.
ReplyDeleteI thought both press conferences were equally funny in their own way. Kobe, with his overblown sense of himself and Van Gundy just saying incredibly weird things.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Kobe totally would use a fake word like irregardless.
Is "anonymous" being sarcastic or not? I can't tell...
ReplyDeleteBoth of these just made my day.
ReplyDelete:D
ReplyDeleteI like the part where be balances "winning" with "more winning"
That was a big win for winning tonight.
ReplyDeleteEffing hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, as a Laker fan, if Kobe did say something like this it would only make me a bigger fan...
This photo alone is enough cause to hate Kobe Bryant. Sort of sums him up, doesn't it?
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