Pretty freaky, huh? That's the kind of scene that's usually preceded by the bloody guy explaining "I got mugged on the way home from work by some crackheads or something, and one of 'em bit me" followed shortly by somebody else saying/screaming, "Shane? Shane, what's wrong? What...what are you...NO! DON'T! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [fade to black]
Tha man responsible? Sasha Vujacic of course. Shocking.
Note: Bonus bawful points go to the first person who can correctly name the movie I quoted in the caption. AND NO FAIR GOOGLING.
pure guess: dawn of the dead (original and remake)
ReplyDeleteNight of the Living Dead, of course! "And the officials don't see it" is further proof that the zombie apocalypse is going to get us before we know what's coming.
ReplyDeleteGonzoPal and Dan -- Solid tries, both of you. But no and no.
ReplyDelete28 days later?
ReplyDeleteShaun of the dead? Awesome line.
ReplyDeleteGeert -- Nope.
ReplyDeleteJust as a sort of hint, It's not recent, it's not "obvious" (Romero), but it should be semi-obvious if you love a good zombie flick.
njn11 -- No. But here's another hint. As in the Battier pic, the line was spoken BY a zombie. As in send...more...paramedics...FOR ME TO EAT.
ReplyDeletemaybe its an older one, couldn´t always get these in english. for romero it simply must be 1 from the zombie trilogy
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Shaun of the Dead.
ReplyDeleteGonzoPal -- Yes, older.
ReplyDeleteTim -- Definitely NOT "Shawn of the Dead." :)
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ReplyDeleteBuck Nasty -- DING DING DING DING DING! You got it. Oh and yeah, the mugging line is from "Shawn." Sorry to anybody who was confused about which quote I was asking about.
ReplyDeleteAll I could think of was "Shane? SHANE?! SHAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!" ala Metal Gear Solid death screen.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna delete that so we can keep it going.
ReplyDeleteIt was funny how Shane went to each official after he got hit, and was like, "So this doesn't constitute a foul, eh?"
ReplyDeleteSince I'm guessing Buck Nasty was the one who deleted his comment (?), the answer is Return of the Living Dead, right? That movie is so awesome. My favorite line, of course, is "Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again." That scene rules (for obvious reasons).
ReplyDeleteOops, I guess it was Buck Nasty who deleted his comment after all. Should I delete my previous one to remove the answer?
ReplyDeleteUm . . . I feel so unZombie; my best guess is either one of the Evil Dead movies or Invader ZIM.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Zombie Nation, Mr. Battier. You'll find your kit and copies of Harsh Generation and Everybody Hates You in the hope chest.
-BJ
Yams -- No, I think it's fair to say that RofLD is indeed the flick I was talking about.
ReplyDeleteCrap, did anyone just see Dirk Nowitski's completely floptastic lack of hustle as he was stripped of the ball in Denver's half-court? Had the Nuggets actually scored on the following fastbreak (instead of taking a block in the paint), that would have been nothing short of failarious!
ReplyDeleteThat awful ballhandling by Mr. Nowitski came about 5:49 left in the 3rd BTW...I couldn't believe how he was just standing still there like a pylon as he lost the rock!
ReplyDeletePJ Carlesimo, unintentionally dirty quote machine: "Rick Carlise, he's like the little Dutch boy sticking his finger in the dike"
ReplyDeleteAnd regular lacktator Ryan Hollins fails to deliver in the non-clutch with a totally meaningless dunk at the 10-minute mark of the final frame: the Mavs were down 19 at that point!!!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one to see tons of man love on this column's pic?
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Denver Nuggzombies want to eat Wrights brains and, ehm, balls: http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0505/nba_g_wrightfoul_576.jpg
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'm looking forward to an Wit mvPenis joke regarding the LBJ mvp shirts in Cleveland.
ReplyDeleteYou actually lose bawful points for quoting Return of the Living Dead. that movie blows.
ReplyDeleteGeorge A. Romero ftw!!!
I sent Yao my copy of World War Z so he can be ready. Maybe he can go out and buy a lasor to defend himself.
ReplyDeleteNight of the living dead?
ReplyDeleteOpening scene at the cemitery?
1 question (if someone can answer):
ReplyDeleteKobe dribles, stops drible while jumping both feet in the air, puts both on the floor and jumps again. Isn't that travelling?
are you ready for the ultimate lebron-a-thon?
ReplyDeletenba tv is broadcasting an exclusive all-access report from king crabs latest colonoscopy.
bow down.
t-rocc and El Portu:
ReplyDeleteroflcopter!!
+1
Stockton,
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like you're describing a jump stop. So far as I know, you can remove one or both feet from the ground after a jump stop so long as the foot/feet doesn't/don't return to the ground.
Return Of The Living Dead.
ReplyDeleteTEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST WANNA EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINSSSS
Shawn of the Dead... no cheating needed
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