Some people continue to proclaim that homoeroticism is running rampant in sports. I have historically disagreed with this assessment, despite the fact that we've reported on everything from Gatorade penises, to intra-squad gangbangs, to violent same-sex nut-muggings. But in the unending quest for naked pictures of my high school crush, I continue to compile a growing body of evidence that suggests some athletes may indeed be cock gobbling butt pirates. I submit the following images as exhibits A through whatever.
I'm pretty sure this is illegal in all 53 states.
The best part is the impending ass smack.
They were doing it...for their country.
"Holy crap...am I butt ramming this guy?!"
"A little to the right...now to the left...a little higher...YES!!"
[Insert Blue Oyster Bar reference here]
"Stop struggling and suck that nipple, bitch."
If you're a professional athlete and pose for a picture like this
you might as well have the word "Gay" tattooed on your forehead.
This one is wrestling instead of basketball, but Jesus square-dancing Christ...