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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Kevin Garnett's Greatest Potty Mouth Hits

Some of you were disappointed by the notable lack of Kevin Garnett in yesterday's Worst Evers: Potty mouths post. That's a fair point. After all, KG's mouth is so foul that most psychics can actually see the air around it die screaming. If Garnett had been around in J.R.R. Tolkien's day, Tolkien might have had Frodo destroy Sauron's ring by dropping it into KG's mouth instead of the fires of Mount Doom.

Anyway, here's a collection of KG's greatest potty mouth hits:










Update! This video of KG cussing up a rookie was submitted by an anonymous reader:

15 comments:

  1. Now THAT'S what I call journalistic follow-up!

    *gets cake, wastes more time at work*

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  2. What is he saying on the fourth video down? The one with the reporter wincing and turning the mike away.

    Is it "We beat the fuck out of them"?

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  3. Also this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEJ_POFZ5w

    "Who fucks the beast?"

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  4. Bawful, I know I hardly post anymore but I have to share this photo with you of Richard Jefferson with a special guest appearance by Luke Walton. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Well other than to ask, does this qualify as a special summer edition of man love?

    http://mediatakeout.s3.amazonaws.com/photo/1281965686richard_cruise1.jpg

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  5. how did big baby's "I fucked up" not make any of these lists :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v05gJHD9P8w&feature=related

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  6. I like how Kobe gets into Garnett's space when KG is shooting a free throw. I hate to say it, but win=Kobe.

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  7. NATIONAL PRIIIIIDE
    as in, we are finally on teh webberz...even with sth shitty
    CLICK ME
    yeah,this is bull. what's even funnier, when asked, the ministry claimed that the court is not for the extreme sport of basketball, but for 'shooting into the hoop' while there is a game of volleyball nearby .

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  8. Are we going to get any WotN posts during the FIBA World Championships, or is that in bad taste since they are representing our country and are not being paid for it? How about non-U.S. WotN?

    Rondo's DNP versus Spain got me thinking about this.

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  9. The first video is *so* photoshopped... totally silent except for the naughty bit, what's up with that

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  10. What an all around cool guy. Just a good sport. I mean, I just WANT to see this guy win another ring, how could you not?

    No but seriously, you should've stopped rooting for the Celts the moment this douchebag stepped on board. I understand decades-old loyalties, Bawful, but I guarantee even Larry Bird hates this asshole and Red Auerbach is turning over in his grave.

    Steve Nash, on the other hand? There's a guy I want to grab a ring -- hell, there's a guy Jesus Christ himself (if he existed) would want to grab a ring, it's Steve Nash.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Od4H9uIJ8

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  11. There was a game last season where KG clearly said before a second foul shot, "block that nigga out"

    I paused and rewinded that shit a few times to make sure i heard it right.

    Dude is loose.

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  12. I still love KG. Dude be profane like you never seen but hey, when he's on your team...at least you can say he cares about what he does, right?

    Right?

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  13. and Red Auerbach is turning over in his grave.


    Red Auerbach was just as much of a smack-talkin' machine as KG can be, albeit without the profanity. :D

    CAPTCHA: "rockeye." i.e. "The 'Rockeye' analogy can apply to the Crabs this year, but certainly not for the folks in South Beach."

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  14. ahh america, the only country in the world which proclaims free speach, but at the same time, you can't curse... I mean, he is an emotional leader who gives everything he has on a court (and while doing that, he's crossing some lines...), of cource he curses like a sailor...
    and honestly: here in Germany, nobody would be surprised nor would it be a topic of concern... and I'm personally more concerned woth athletes, that fuck up and don't curse as a sign of disapointment...

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  15. If only my laptop let me burn DVD's to my hard drive....

    I have the post-game interview from Game 3 of the 2002 Eastern Semi-finals where Kenny Anderson says "shit happens"

    Would be a perfect bonus for the KG cuss fests

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