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Thursday, November 20, 2008
Beware of the Bear
You might remember Clutch the Bear, Houston's adorable inflatable mascot (one of them anyway), who once gobbled up and then regurgitated an entire cheerleader. Well, Clutch's continuing misadventures had him scaring people...with hilarious results that included a violent nutshot (from a little girl no less) and a mean right hook. Your funny bone is sure to find this video...unBEARable. And yes, I'm going to say that every time Clutch is mentioned on this site.
seriously the NBA has the best mascots, its not even close, they do stunts and scare people. Loved it when the Denver mascot got into it with Sir Charles
I have to admit, when I channelsurfed to ESPN's coverage of the Rockets-Mavs game...I was bitterly disappointed that I didn't see Clutch on screen at all. :p
I like how the little girl goes right for the jewels. She's been trained well.
But...that wouldn't really hurt him, would it? Surely he's playing it up for laughs. That get up has to offer a fair bit of protection. Or maybe it's thinner than it looks.
i really think you should lay off wally. he's obviously missing time because him, brady quinn and the rest of the arian nation in cleveland have been celebrating quinn's big win on monday.
on a basketball note dwyane wade has to be the best shot blocking guard ever. This year its just insane. 6 11 guys are getting rejected in the paint by a 6 4 guy. That just doesn't compute in my tiny brain.
and to further defend the heat, if you watched the game, all of parkers 3's were contested. Hence why I wanted him dead after he goes on the inevitable 5 game stretch shooting 2/23 from 3 pt land
greatest mascot ever.
ReplyDeleteseriously the NBA has the best mascots, its not even close, they do stunts and scare people. Loved it when the Denver mascot got into it with Sir Charles
I have to admit, when I channelsurfed to ESPN's coverage of the Rockets-Mavs game...I was bitterly disappointed that I didn't see Clutch on screen at all. :p
ReplyDeleteSo the purpose of a mascot is to make people not want to come to the games? No wonder attendances are down.
ReplyDeleteBTW, bawful, I think this is a whole collection of Clutch clips from the mascot himself (or someone from the Rockets) -
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/user/nosuchthing
Gold so pure, Greg Oden mined for it along the banks of the Sacramento River in 1849.
I've watched many videos of this Clutch guy and I must say...
ReplyDeleteClutch = Superdickery
I mean really, who waits for people to come out of an elevator just to blow an airhorn in their ears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9D4XYvkVo)?
I like how the little girl goes right for the jewels. She's been trained well.
ReplyDeleteBut...that wouldn't really hurt him, would it? Surely he's playing it up for laughs. That get up has to offer a fair bit of protection. Or maybe it's thinner than it looks.
i really think you should lay off wally. he's obviously missing time because him, brady quinn and the rest of the arian nation in cleveland have been celebrating quinn's big win on monday.
ReplyDeletei thought this one was hilarious, again more man region attacks
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPlql1cCsO8
This post is disappointingly lacking in Sonny Liston.
ReplyDeleteThe video is hilarious, but a lot of it looks staged.
I am dying of laughter over here!! HAHA! The last 3 sequences just had me crackin up!
ReplyDeleteon a basketball note dwyane wade has to be the best shot blocking guard ever. This year its just insane. 6 11 guys are getting rejected in the paint by a 6 4 guy. That just doesn't compute in my tiny brain.
ReplyDeleteand to further defend the heat, if you watched the game, all of parkers 3's were contested. Hence why I wanted him dead after he goes on the inevitable 5 game stretch shooting 2/23 from 3 pt land
This one is great, too.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS55Za2R4Ng