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Monday, October 13, 2008
More bizarre mascot behavior
This was a new one to me: Bighead Clutch, one of the Houston Rockets' inflatable mascots (yes, there are two of them), swallows a cheerleader whole, gets attacked gang-style by some of the other cheerleaders, then vomits up the girl that had been eaten. Very National Geographic.
Apparently, this is pretty standard behavior for Clutch. Even on the road.
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"Bighead Clutch, one of the Houston Rockets' inflatable mascots (yes, there are two of them), swallows a cheerleader whole, gets attacked gang-style by some of the other cheerleaders, then vomits up the girl that had been eaten"
I had some reservations as to whether the description was real as it sounded so surreal; but it turns out a cheerleader does get swallowed by a big mascot bear, the bear does get attacked by the other cheerleaders and that the bear does vomit the girl out.
Hey Bawful,
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ReplyDeleteBest part about the first video was the title. "Apparently, this is pretty standard behavior for Clutch" indeed.
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"Bighead Clutch, one of the Houston Rockets' inflatable mascots (yes, there are two of them), swallows a cheerleader whole, gets attacked gang-style by some of the other cheerleaders, then vomits up the girl that had been eaten"
ReplyDeleteI had some reservations as to whether the description was real as it sounded so surreal; but it turns out a cheerleader does get swallowed by a big mascot bear, the bear does get attacked by the other cheerleaders and that the bear does vomit the girl out.
I still don't believe it.
...I wonder what she's doing while she's "inside" the mascot?
ReplyDeleteWe can safely surmise that Houston cheerbabes are infinitely hotter than Milwaukee cheerslags, thanks to these videos.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Bawful, who here has never thought about eating a cheerleader?
ReplyDelete(I went there, now you don't have to.)
What... what demographic are they targeting here?
ReplyDeleteThat is the greatest thing I've seen a costume mascot do aside from fighting other mascots. Wow.
ReplyDeletethis is clearly the most hilarious mascot trick ever...
ReplyDeletea thousand thanks for sharing that with everyone.