I just wanted to wish all you boys and ghouls out there a very happy Halloween. I promise I'll respond to any questions and comments left in today's Worst of the Night post. However, my replies might be slightly delayed due to extreme Halloweening. But here's a treat for one and all: A picture of yours truly in this year's Captain Jack Sparrow costume. Many thanks to Tim for providing the photo...and for loaning me his girlfriend's lap for the duration of the picture-taking. I'm not sure I could stand under my own power at that point. (I guess I should probably thank Milica too. And I promise, dear girl, that was my
flintlock poking you. And "flintlock" isn't some naughty euphemism. It's just a fancy term for "pirate gun." Which, itself, isn't a naughty euphemism either.) In related news: Why is the rum
always gone? I just don't get it.
"Uhm, why's the room crooked? Oh. That's why the rum's always gone."Oh, and here's a shot of Timmy (dressed as an...Evil Space Cowboy?) with our very own Evil Ted. ET is a little, ahem, obsessed with the Joker (The Dark Knight version) right now. Can you tell?
Hey, Evil Ted. WHY...SO...SERIOUS?!
Evil Ted is deadly serious because he looks like he just made out with Roseanne Barr.
ReplyDeleteBad Dave: Nice one. I would have went with a Rosey reference, but it's just too easy.
ReplyDeleteGood point on the T. Porter thing. I really like seeing the young guys get out there. Lopez would have had a better night, but two of those foul calls were weak, and I have confidence that he'll learn well from the coaching staff.
The turnovers were the mistakes you'd assume from a first year starter? like Goran Dragic. Which, by the way, is a freaking sweet name.
PS: Good work stealing some poor guy's chubby wife. A lot like double slap in the face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zcE1q4J7PQ
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb4lkUvxdhE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEB9a6boK3A&feature=related
Some funny Steve Nash vids for your holloween enjoyment :D
The term when not desiring to offend is "Buxom" good Sir...
ReplyDelete"Chubby" isn't winning anyone any Halloween candy.... or flintlock massages....
Any costume that allows guyliner is a good costume, eh? /dressed as an undead belly dancer and has no room to talk
ReplyDeletebaddave - it's so funny you should say that...the last time I made out with Roseanne, that's EXACTLY how I looked afterward.
ReplyDeleteFor 11/1 word of the night, how about the Rockets offense? The starting five shot a combined 20/60, or 33%, against the Oklahoma City Thunder, and STILL WON. That's either a testament to the determination of the Rockets to win the game, or to how much the Thunder suck.
ReplyDeleteDirk?
ReplyDeletethose Nash videos are great. I never knew he was such a comedic guy.
ReplyDeleteDammit! I was gonna be Jack Sparrow and then I saw Bawful and I just couldn't bring myself to do it....Evil Ted actually made a decent joker, though.
ReplyDeletemethinks two blogs at once is wearing on our hero....Bawful, dont pull a Bo Jackson and wear yourself out on football!