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Monday, October 20, 2008

The comedic stylings of Lamar Odom

Now, I already knew Lamar Odom was a little bit loopy, but I had no idea he was so darn funny. Some of these YouTube videos made me laugh out loud...and I was watching them in church. Oh, but hey, it's not as bad as it sounds. I don't actually attend that church. I was just there for the free WiFi.

Anyway, here's one where Lamar dribbles the ball inbounds. He must have been having a pickup basketball flashback or something...


Next, watch Lamar deliver a fundamentally sound chest pass...right to a referee.


Okay, now this is the one that made me spit up that fruit punch they gave me during Eucharist. What the hell was Lamar trying to say?!


Ego-ectomy extra: Just for the heck of it, here's a video of Lamar's teammate punching the ball, which bounces right back up and hits him in the face.

13 comments:

  1. "I don't actually attend that church. I was just there for the free WiFi."

    Whew. For a second there I thought I had you wrong.

    Love the new tag. Lamar looks and sounds high at all times.

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  2. So I'm pretty sure Lamar was saying "Ronny sealed Harrington beautifully..." which actually makes more sense than I first gave him credit for.

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  3. None of the videos worked for me; all of them stopped after two seconds of play. Not sure why, but thought you'd want to know.

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  4. I must be crazy, but I actually understood everything Lamar said.

    LOL

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  5. Did Odom get the assist in that second video? Cos it led to a bucket...and anything that works is a good play, right?

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  6. lol. you are such a kobe hater.

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  7. I hate it when in pickup basketball they just dribble the ball in-bounds. I always want to call it, but I am not that big of an asshole, it still grates on me.

    pickupdictionary: Big Brother Defense@ http://www.pickupbasketball.net/

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  8. I'm with you shiv...
    that play was legit, I bet the Zen Master drew it up.

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  9. OK Bawful! For one that second video of Lamar's pass of the referee was nothing short of brilliant.

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  10. The post-game interview video makes me think they should do an Odom commercial a la:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llmi2o7sWh8&feature=user

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  11. Well he is a Rhode Island scholar.

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  12. Mintz... said...
    "I'm with you shiv...
    that play was legit, I bet the Zen Master drew it up."

    All hail Phil Jackson, for only he can draw up such a beautiful play. lol

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  13. You get free Wi-Fi in church Bawful? The Lord does move in mysterious ways..but Odom takes the cake.

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